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活着就得像个样!

You Are Still Alive. Act Like It. | Rudy Francisco

以下是些真实的故事
The following are true stories.
2003年5月26日 阿伦·罗斯顿徒步旅行
May 26th, 2003, Aron Ralston was hiking.
一块巨石砸中了他的右手
A boulder fell on his right hand.
四天里他等待救援无果
He waited four days,
然后他用口袋中的匕首截断了手臂
then he amputated his own arm with a pocket knife.
除夕那天 一女子去津巴布韦蹦极
On New Year’s Eve, a womanwho was bungee jumping
绳子断了
in Zimbabwe, the cord broke.
然后落入遍布鳄鱼的河中 而她必须游回到岸上
She then fell into a river, and had to swim back to land,
事故造成她的锁骨受伤
in crocodile-infested waters with a broken collarbone.
克莱尔·钱普林被一个弹弓投掷的
Claire Champlin was smashed in the face
重2.27kg的西瓜砸中头导致精神恍惚
by a five pound watermelon, being propelled by a sling shot.
马修·布雷比斯被标枪射中
Matthew Brobis was hit by a javelin.
戴维·斯特里格尔嘴巴被袋鼠一拳重击
David Striegel was punchedin the mouth by a kangaroo.
(观众笑声)
(audience laughing)
(戏剧音乐)
(dramatic music)
这些故事最令人惊讶之处是
The most amazing part of these stories,
当提起这段惨痛的经历时 他们都报之以微笑 缓缓道来
is when asked about the experience, they all smiled, shrugged, and said,
“如果不这么做 情况可能更加糟糕”
“I guess things could’ve been worse.”
所以就这么干了
So go ahead.
告诉我你今天过得不愉快
Tell me that you’re having a bad day.
告诉我你堵车了
Tell me about the traffic.
吐槽你的老板
Tell me about your boss.
说说这四年来
Tell me about the job you’ve been trying to quit
你辞掉的工作
for the past four years.
向我描述那天早上将整排房屋毁于一旦的火灾
Tell me the morning is atownhouse burning to the ground,
而浇灭那场大火的却是让你梦中惊醒的闹铃
tell me the snooze buttonis a fire extinguisher.
告诉我闹钟让你7点早早离开被窝
Tell me the alarm clockstole the keys to your smile,
影响了你一天的心情
drove it at 7 AM, and acrash totaled your happiness.
都告诉我吧
Tell me, tell me,
多庆幸我们遇到的悲剧都如此渺小
tell me how blessed are we to have tragedy so small
让我们会不经意说出口
it could fit on the tips on our tongues.
你知道的 诶文痛失双腿后
You see, when Evan lost hislegs, he was speechless.
被兄弟羞辱到哑口无言 两天内一言不发
When my cousin was assaulted, she didn’t speak for 48 hours.
我的叔叔于勒被谋杀后
When my uncle was murdered,
我们必须派出搜救队寻觅父亲的音讯
we had to send out a search party to find my father’s voice.
大多数人都不知道
Most people, most people,most people have no idea
悲剧与缄默异曲同工
that tragedy and silencehave the exact same address.
当你参观了糟糕的博物馆
When your day is amuseum of disappointments
或游走于让你失控的事情中
hanging from events thatwere outside of your control,
当你沉浸于思考
when you find yourself flailing in an ocean of why
为何这些事情都发生在我身上的苦海里
is this happening to me, when it feels like
就像你的守护天使两个月前
your guardian angel put in his two-week notice two
提交了辞职信 却不告知你一声
months ago, and just decided not to tell you,
就像上帝是一个
when it feels like God is a babysitter
总是在打电话的保姆
that’s always on the phone, when you
感觉被生活的一把尖刀抵在喉咙
get punched in the esophagus by a fistful of life,
记得今年
remember that every year,
有两百万的人死于身体脱水
two million people die of dehydration,
所以你的杯子是半杯水或是全空都无所谓
so it doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty,
这儿有杯水
there’s water in the cup.
喝了它之后别再怨天尤人了
Drink that shit and stop complaining.
(观众欢呼)
(audience cheering)
你知道的 反复举哑铃肌肉才能练出来
You see, muscle, muscle iscreated by repeating lifting
减肥计划才得以见效
things that have beendesigned to weigh us down,
所以当你感觉肩负重任时 直直站起
so when your shoulder is feeling heavy, stand up straight,
扬起你的下巴 放声大喊 把它当做是一种锻炼吧
lift your chin, hell, call it exercise.
谨记生活是健身会员
Remember that life is a gym membership
难以取消它的会员资格
with a really complicatedcancellation policy.
谨记你能幸存下去
Remember that you will survive. Remember,
谨记 你的生活可能会糟糕
things could be worse. Remember,
谨记别人不会交付于我们
we have neverever given anything
力所不能及的东西
that we can’t handle.
当生活一地鸡毛
When the world crumbles around you, you have
你得看着这片烂摊子
to look at the wreckage, and then build
用这里的碎屑
a new one out of all the pieces
拼凑一个全新的生活
that are still here. Remember,
谨记 你还在此
you are still here.
人们的心脏每小时大约4000跳
The human heart beatsapproximately 4000 times per hour,
每一次跳动 都是给你的一个奖励
and each pulse, each throb, each palpitation is a trophy,
让你还活着
engraved with the words, You Are Still Alive.
你还活着
You are still alive.
如此这般
Act like it.
(戏剧音乐)
(dramatic music)

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