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你家里为什么会有这么多的蜘蛛!!

Why Are There So Many Spiders in Your House?

九月马上就要结束了
It’s the end of September.
蜘蛛要来了
The spiders are coming.
它们从每一个裂缝和缝隙里出来
They’re coming out of every crack and crevice
在你家里
in your house.
它们会爬的到处都是
They’re going to be crawling everywhere.
你的全身
All over you.
所有的墙
All over the walls.
所有地方
All over everything.
没有什么能够阻止它们
There’s nothing that can stop them.
没有任何东西
Nothing.
没有任何东西可以阻止它们。
Nothing can stop them.
嘿。
Hey.
你怎么啦?
What’s up guys.
我是Alex Farnham.
I’m Alex Farnham.
这里是动物趣闻。
And this is Animal’s News.
没错。
That’s right.
九月就要结束了。
It’s the end of September.
这意味着蜘蛛的季节来了。
Which means it’s spider season.
你会看到这些令人毛骨悚然的家伙
You’re going to start seeing these creepy crawly guys coming
从任何地方爬出来。
out of everywhere.
你的朋友可能会发布图片
Your friends are going to probably be posting pictures
在Facebook和Instagram上。
on Facebook and Instagram.
这只会很可怕。
And it’s just going to be scary.
为什么蜘蛛季节是在九月结束后呢?
Now why is it the end of September that’s spider season?
好吧,夏天过去了。
Well, summer’s over, dude.
东西都开始变冷了。
Things are going to start getting colder.
那意味着你要打开自动调温器。
Which means you’re going to turn up that thermostat.
但是你的房子加温,
But turning up the heat in your house,
会给雄性蜘蛛带来荷尔蒙刺激。
you gave male spiders a hormonal flush.
这就是为什么它们爬的到处都是,
That’s why they’re going to be crawling around
离开蛛网寻找雌性
everywhere, leaving webs and sniffing for females.
这种到处可见的雄性蜘蛛叫做
Now these common male spiders you see running around
Tegenaria
everywhere are called Tegenaria.
在它们的嘴边有两颗尖牙
And they have two little fangs on the front
,称作触须,实际上是一种功能
of their mouth called palps that actually sort of act
和阴茎一样的器官。
like little penises.
阴茎尖牙。
Penis fangs.
这些触须实际上可以吐丝或者织网。
These palps can actually sniff spun threads or webs.
并且这些触须可以通过气味告诉它们附近有无雌性。
And they can tell if a female’s scent is on them or not.
并且可以确定雌性是否准备好交配,
Also, if the female is down to mate
以便雄性蜘蛛把精液射入雌性体内。
they can eject sperm into them.
除此之外,看到这些蜘蛛在你房子里爬来爬去
Other than seeing these spiders crawl all over your house,
不要担心。
don’t worry, guys.
Tegenaria是无害的。
Tegenaria are pretty much harmless.
尽管如此我还是被它们吓坏了。
Even though I’m still freaked out about them.
因为当我三岁的时候,
Because when I was three years old,
一只蜘蛛爬到我的面前并且呆了一整晚。
one crawled in front of my face and it stayed there all night.
结果是它死在那了。
Turns out it died there.
而且它是不睡觉的。
And it didn’t sleep at all.
家里的蜘蛛没有那么糟糕。
House spiders aren’t that bad.
事实上它们杀死了很多讨厌的昆虫
They actually kill a lot of pesky insects
那些我们不喜欢的。
that we don’t like.
如果你真的不想看到它们,
If you really don’t want to see them,
那就不要碰恒温器。
don’t touch that thermostat.
并盖上一件夹克。
And throw on a jacket.
因为你正在使这些淫荡的小东西们
Because you’re making these little horny
认为你的房子是一个性感的洞穴。
guys think your house is a sex cave.
你认为最可怕的蜘蛛故事是什么?
What’s your scariest spider story?
可以在下面的评论区留言。
Let me know in the comments below.
查看其他剧集。
Check out these other episodes.
订阅。
Subscribe.
下次让我们关注多毛的哺乳动物吧。
And I’ll see you hairy mammals next time.

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