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我家的墙里居然有这么多刮胡刀片

Why Are There Razor Blades In My Walls?

你在翻新房子或者
You’re renovating your house
在墙上打洞的时候
and you knock a hole in the wall and an
会有许多生锈的脏刮胡刀片从墙里掉出来
avalanche of dirty rusty old razorblades fall out.
你会好奇
You’re wondering
为什么那些刀片在我家的墙里面
why are there razor blades in my walls?
你会怎么办?
What do you do?
你会上网查询
You turn to the internet and you
找到很多有相似经历的人
find that tons of other people,
在论坛和留言板上提出相同的问题
they’re asking the same question on forums message boards
为什么这些刮胡刀片会在我的墙里?
这些刀片不是灾难的象征
The culprit isn’t anything sinister.
在50年前 几乎所有的浴室里
Fifty years ago nearly every bathroom
都有一个药柜
had a medicine cabinet and at the back
在药柜的背面是一个小槽
of this medicine cabinet was a tiny slot
它是用来放用过的刮胡刀片的
for disposing of used shaving razors.
但那些槽只是墙上的一个洞
Butthat slot is actually just a hole in the wall.
仅此而已
That’s all there is.
当你把刮胡刀片放在那儿
Once your razor goes through there, well
就没有办法取出来了
there’s no way to ever get it out.
这样刀片就进入墙里了
It just falls into the wall.
但是将垃圾丢进墙里 尤其还是那些用过的脏刀片
But stuffing garbage into our walls especially dirty used razors
的确有些怪异
is just kind of weird.
为什么这种现象这么普遍
How was it ever so normal
差不多每个浴室都是这样的呢?
that nearly every bathroom had one?
当然了 我们那是有不同的审美——
Sure we had different sensibilities back then –
我的意思是看看这个诡异的燕麦广告
I mean check out this freaking cereal commercial.
到底会有多少刮胡刀片堆积在一面墙里呢
I mean how many used razors could pile up inside a wall?
有多少刀片是来自于四五十年之内的前主人的呢?
How many from the previous owner 40 or 50 years worth?
而答案就隐藏在某个人的DNA里
And those things arecovered in someone else’s DNA.
小槽之所以存在 是因为你的父亲和祖父必须使用这种刮胡刀
That little slot is there because your father or grandfather had to shave with this.
这种刮胡刀很适合一次性使用和刮脸
Pretty much good for one single use and slicing up your face,
但刀片处理起来有些危险
these things were kind of dangerous to handle.
所以为什么不把它放到远离孩子的
So why notthrow it away somewhere safe?
安全的地方呢?
Away from the kuds
在1950年没有人关心
And in the 1950’s no one cared
到底扔了多少垃圾
about how much crap they threw out.
那时候并没有太多限制
Things seemed more infinite back then,
当你扔东西的时候
once you tossed something away you really
不会考虑这些垃圾会去哪
didn’t think about where your garbagewent.
1970年前 我们就已经发明出这种刮胡刀了
By the 1970’s we had invented these.
许多人都不再使用这种双刃剃须刀了
Most people stopped using double edge razors altogether
所以这些槽渐渐就被荒废了
so the slots became kind of irrelevant
我们大多数人在重建浴室时
And many of us ripped out the old medicine cabinet
就舍弃了这个药柜
when we remodeled our bathrooms.
但是这些刀片一直在墙里
But the blades usually they stayed in the wall
等待着被人发现
for someone else to find.
当刀片放到药柜时
When these medicine cabinets were put in
药柜一定在想将要经过
the thinking must have been that
无数个年份才会填满刮胡刀片
it would take countless years to fill up a wall with garbage razors.
眼不见心不烦
Out of sight and out of mind,
刮胡刀片并不需要被处理
it was just not something that would ever have to be dealt with.
但这个事实其实很有趣
But there’s something amusing about the
只是过了几十年
fact that only a few decades later,
我们找到了生锈的旧刀片
we’re finding these rusty old razors and some
并且我们还为之感到困惑
of us are completely confused by it.
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