It’s AumSum Time.
What if Humans were Cold-Blooded?
Easy-peasy, I am already cold-blooded.
Warm-blooded creatures, like birds and mammals,
can maintain a body temperature which is higher than their environment.
While Cold-blooded animals like reptiles and fishes,
cannot regulate their internal temperature.
It actually varies based on external temperature.
Now, if humans were cold-blooded.
Firstly, sun-bathing would become extremely popular
because cold-blooded animals need to first warm-up in order to remain active.
Secondly, tourism would take a big hit,
as it is not easy for a cold-blooded animal to easily adjust
to different climatic conditions like a warm-blooded animal does.
Thirdly, restaurant industry will suffer
as cold-blooded animals require much less food as well as energy.
On the flip side,
as less bacteria and viruses can survive in low temperatures,
there will be less chance of infection to us.
What if human suddenly disappear?
I am not human.
I will always be there.
Firstly, all the animals on the planet will be one happy a lot.
They would surely have a one great after party.
Secondly, global warming will be a thing of the past.
Global temperatures will slowly but surely
return to pre-industrial revolution levels.
Thirdly, domesticated animals all around the world will be sad
as days of free food will definitely be over.
Fourthly, nature will reclaim its rightful place.
Trees and bushes will start shooting out of
buildings, factories and bridges.
Fifthly, although plastic may stick around for a long amount of time.
Stock market will drop to zero,
GDP will not matter anymore,
money will just be another piece of paper.
Lastly, rats and cockroaches will miss the trash which we humans used to generate everyday.
What about our brains communicated each other?
Then everybody will know that I love chocolate milkshakes.
Firstly, all of the us would suddenly become psychic.
Secondly, this will prove to be great news
for deaf as well as dumb people
as they will be able to easily communicate with everybody.
Thirdly over time,
due to evolution we may lose our ability to speak
as there will be no need for the same.
Fourthly, if our brains were able to communicate with each over a long distance,
then mobile will suffer the same thing that letters did when internet was invented.
Fifthly, CEOs of the Courier and telecom companies will be very sad
as company stocks may go down the drain.
Sixthly, surveillance may no longer be possible, no more phone tapping.
Lastly, singers may be worried a lot
as there years of practice might go in vain.
What if we walk 10 miles everyday?
You walk, I will just order my berger online.
There are lots of positives if you do so.
Firstly, your chances of getting fresh air will increase.
Secondly, there will be great psychological benefits of enjoying the surrounding
as well as meeting new people.
Thirdly, science says that good exercise leads to better sleep
which leads to higher overall energy levels.
Fourthly, if you were overweight, then this will definitely be helpful.
You will burn a lot of calories and lose weight.
Fifthly, it will make your heart strong by
keeping the cardio vascular diseases away.
Lastly, your leg muscle endurance
and bone strength will also increase.
On a funnier note,
you may get inspired to participate in Tour de France
or the Iron-man challenge.
Note that, if you are suffering from knee or ankle pain,
then walking 10 miles everyday should be avoided.
What if everyone went vegetarian?
Then I will turn pizzaterian.
Meat industry requires a lot of land to feed and maintain livestock,
this leads to deforestation and an increase in greenhouse gases.
Turning vegetarian would free up that land.
Restoring at least 70% of it to natural forests.
Thus cooling the planet.
Also, today there are around one billion cows
who excrete large amounts of methane.
Methane is a deadly poisonous gas.
20 times more harmful than the other greenhouse gases.
Cutting out meat would decrease methane in the atmosphere,
human deaths would also go down.
From the Chronic illness, Cancers, Stroke etc would drastically reduce,
慢性病 癌症 中风等会大大减少
leading to reduce medical costs as well.
However, the meat industry generates a lot of employment,
we would need to think of alternative employment measures
if everybody goes vegetarian.
But the overall positive impact on the climate, our health and the planet
但素食对气候 健康 地球总的积极影响
cannot be ignored.
It’s AumSum Time.