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如果人类是冷血动物会怎样?

What if Humans were Cold-Blooded? | #aumsum

It’s AumSum Time.
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What if Humans were Cold-Blooded?
如果人类是冷血动物会怎样?
Easy-peasy, I am already cold-blooded.
别紧张 我已经是冷血动物了
What.
什么
Oh AumSum.
哦 奥萨
Warm-blooded creatures, like birds and mammals,
温血动物如鸟类和哺乳动物
can maintain a body temperature which is higher than their environment.
能保持高于环境的体温
While Cold-blooded animals like reptiles and fishes,
而冷血动物如爬行动物和鱼类
cannot regulate their internal temperature.
并不能调节体温
It actually varies based on external temperature.
它们实际上是根据外部温度而变化的
Now, if humans were cold-blooded.
如果人类是冷血动物的话
Firstly, sun-bathing would become extremely popular
首先日光浴会变得非常流行
because cold-blooded animals need to first warm-up in order to remain active.
因为冷血动物需要先提高体温 才能保持活跃
Secondly, tourism would take a big hit,
其次旅游业将受到巨大冲击
as it is not easy for a cold-blooded animal to easily adjust
因为冷血动物不像温血动物一样
to different climatic conditions like a warm-blooded animal does.
容易适应多变的气候条件
Thirdly, restaurant industry will suffer
第三 餐饮业将受到影响
as cold-blooded animals require much less food as well as energy.
因为冷血动物需要的食物和能量少
On the flip side,
在另一面而言
as less bacteria and viruses can survive in low temperatures,
由于较少的细菌和病毒能在低温下存活
there will be less chance of infection to us.
所以感染我们的机会也会减少
What if human suddenly disappear?
如果人类突然消失会怎样?
I am not human.
我不是人类
I will always be there.
我将一直在这里
Oh AumSum.
哦 奥萨
Firstly, all the animals on the planet will be one happy a lot.
首先地球上所有的动物都会非常快乐
They would surely have a one great after party.
它们肯定会有一个很棒的派对
Secondly, global warming will be a thing of the past.
其次全球变暖将不再发生
Global temperatures will slowly but surely
全球气温将肯定会
return to pre-industrial revolution levels.
缓慢恢复到工业革命前的水平
Thirdly, domesticated animals all around the world will be sad
第三 全世界的家养动物将会伤心
as days of free food will definitely be over.
因为免费食物的日子无疑会结束
Fourthly, nature will reclaim its rightful place.
第四 大自然会重新拾起它的领地
Trees and bushes will start shooting out of
树木和灌木丛将会开始在
buildings, factories and bridges.
建筑物 工厂和桥梁中长出来
Fifthly, although plastic may stick around for a long amount of time.
第五 虽然塑料可能会留存很长时间
Stock market will drop to zero,
可股市会跌到零
GDP will not matter anymore,
GDP也将不再重要
money will just be another piece of paper.
金钱也仅会变成一张纸而已
Lastly, rats and cockroaches will miss the trash which we humans used to generate everyday.
最后 老鼠和蟑螂会怀念我们每天制造的垃圾
What about our brains communicated each other?
如果我们的大脑能相互交流会怎样呢?
Then everybody will know that I love chocolate milkshakes.
那么每个人都将知道我喜欢巧克力奶昔
Oh AumSum.
哦 奥萨
Firstly, all of the us would suddenly become psychic.
首先 我们所有人都会突然有心灵感应
Secondly, this will prove to be great news
第二 这对聋哑人来说
for deaf as well as dumb people
也是一个好消息
as they will be able to easily communicate with everybody.
因为他们也可以轻松和其他人交流
Thirdly over time,
第三 随着时间的推移
due to evolution we may lose our ability to speak
由于进化 我们可能会失去说话的能力
as there will be no need for the same.
因为我们已经不需要这样的能力了
Fourthly, if our brains were able to communicate with each over a long distance,
第四 如果我们的大脑能远距离相互交流
then mobile will suffer the same thing that letters did when internet was invented.
那么手机就会重蹈因特网发明时信件的覆辙
Fifthly, CEOs of the Courier and telecom companies will be very sad
第五 快递和电信公司的首席执行官们会非常难过
as company stocks may go down the drain.
由于公司股票可能将化为乌有
Sixthly, surveillance may no longer be possible, no more phone tapping.
第六 监视和电话窃听或许都没法再办到了
Lastly, singers may be worried a lot
最后 歌手可能会很担忧
as there years of practice might go in vain.
因为多年的努力可能会前功尽弃
What if we walk 10 miles everyday?
如果我们每天步行10英里会怎样呢?
You walk, I will just order my berger online.
你走路而我就在网上点我的汉堡
Oh AumSum.
哦 奥萨
There are lots of positives if you do so.
你每天步行10英里会有很多好处
Firstly, your chances of getting fresh air will increase.
首先 你获得新鲜空气的机会会增加
Secondly, there will be great psychological benefits of enjoying the surrounding
其次 享受周围环境对心理很有帮助
as well as meeting new people.
交新朋友也会对心理起积极作用
Thirdly, science says that good exercise leads to better sleep
第三 科学表明良好的锻炼可以优化睡眠
which leads to higher overall energy levels.
将可以达到更高的整体能量水平
Fourthly, if you were overweight, then this will definitely be helpful.
第四 如果你超重那这肯定会有帮助
You will burn a lot of calories and lose weight.
你将燃烧大量卡路里然后变瘦
Fifthly, it will make your heart strong by
第五 它使你远离心血管疾病
keeping the cardio vascular diseases away.
使心脏更为健康
Lastly, your leg muscle endurance
最后 你的腿部肌肉的耐力
and bone strength will also increase.
和骨骼强度也会提升
On a funnier note,
更有趣的是
you may get inspired to participate in Tour de France
你可能会受到鼓舞去参加环法自行车赛
or the Iron-man challenge.
或者铁人挑战
Note that, if you are suffering from knee or ankle pain,
请注意 如果你的膝盖或脚踝感到疼痛
then walking 10 miles everyday should be avoided.
那么应该避免每天步行10英里
What if everyone went vegetarian?
如果每个人都吃素会怎样?
Then I will turn pizzaterian.
那么我将变为一个披萨主义者
No.

Meat industry requires a lot of land to feed and maintain livestock,
肉类工业需要大量的土地来养活牲畜
this leads to deforestation and an increase in greenhouse gases.
这导致了森林砍伐和温室气体的增加
Turning vegetarian would free up that land.
变成素食主义者将解放这片土地
Restoring at least 70% of it to natural forests.
至少70%的土地会恢复为天然森林
Thus cooling the planet.
从而使地球降温
Also, today there are around one billion cows
而且如今有约10亿头奶牛
who excrete large amounts of methane.
它们会排出大量甲烷
Methane is a deadly poisonous gas.
甲烷是一种可造成严重危害的气体
20 times more harmful than the other greenhouse gases.
其危害是其他温室气体的20倍
Cutting out meat would decrease methane in the atmosphere,
戒食肉类可以减少大气中的甲烷
human deaths would also go down.
人类死亡人数也会下降
From the Chronic illness, Cancers, Stroke etc would drastically reduce,
慢性病 癌症 中风等会大大减少
leading to reduce medical costs as well.
从而医疗费用也将减少
However, the meat industry generates a lot of employment,
然而 肉类行业产生了大量就业机会
we would need to think of alternative employment measures
如果人人都是素食主义者的话
if everybody goes vegetarian.
我们需要考虑其他就业措施
But the overall positive impact on the climate, our health and the planet
但素食对气候 健康 地球总的积极影响
cannot be ignored.
是不容忽视的

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