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可乐代替水,会发生什么?

What Happens If You Drink Coke Instead of Water?

阿诺德 你在这干什么呢?
Arnold, what are you doing there?
你制作了一动画
You’ve drawn a cartoon.
你自学的吗?
You learned to do that by yourself?
阿诺德 那是什么?
What’s that, Arnold?
“技能分享”是一个学习社区
Skillshare is a learning community
拥有17000多节关于设计 卡通片绘制 以及更多内容的课程!
with more than 17,000 lessons in design, animation, and more!
所以 你登了这个网站 上了一节课
So you went to the website, took a class
那么现在你可以做出来这个作品了吗
and now you can do all of this?
阿诺德 赶紧播放吧
Well play it already, Arnold.
我等不及看看它了
I can’t wait to see it.
阿诺德用喝可乐代替喝水
阿尼 你好 那有什么?
Hello, Arnie. What do you have there?
嘿 呆子 我希望你并不是在找曼妥思
Hey, lunkhead. I hope you’re not looking for Mentos.
根据这项挑战条款
So according to the terms of the challenge,
你接下来应该做的是用可乐代替水
you’re supposed to replace water with Cola.
为什么你看起来这么的自鸣得意?
And why are you looking so smug?
阿尼 小心 来了!
Watch out, Arnie. Incoming!
一罐可乐中含有10茶匙糖
One can of Cola contains 10 teaspoons of suger,
那是你每天被建议的总摄入量
that’s your total recommended daily allowance.
一旦你突然摄入了这么多的糖 身体会有呕吐反应
All at once with so much sugar at one time, the body should respond with vomiting.
但是你身体内的正磷酸吸收了大部分的味道
But orthophosphoric acid absorbs most of the taste,
所有东西都安全地留在身体里
and everything stays safely inside.
你的大脑很容易受骗
Your brain is easy to trick,
但是欺骗你的身体要困难得多
but it’s more difficult to fool your body.
你的肝脏 为了避免爆炸
The liver, in order to circumvent this atrocity,
将所有的糖转化成了脂肪
turns all the sugar into fat.
每超重10千克 阿诺德的寿命就将缩减两年半
Arnold’s lifespan is reduced by two and half years for every 10 kilograms he’s overweight.
在他超重100千克时
So at a hundred kilos overweight,
他将会损失25年的寿命
you’ll lose 25 years of your life.
另一方面
On the other hand,
几年之后 在受糖尿病 高血压和高胆固醇的副作用下
after a couple of years of side effects from diabete, hypertension and high cholesterol.
你很有可能英年早逝
You’ll have a pretty good chance of dying young and beautiful.
除此之外 糖也会榨取你骨头和牙齿中的钙
Sugar also leeches calcium from bones and teeth,
并且正磷酸已经扩大了这种影响
and the effect is enhanced by orthophosphoric acid.
现在 即使是很轻微的撞击下你的骨头都会破碎
Now your bones can be broken from even the slightest impact.
上面的樱桃是由防腐剂引起的肺癌或肝癌
The cherry on top will be cancer of the lungs or liver caused by preservatives
把普通的碳酸水变成神仙甘露
that turn ordinary carbonated water into the nectar of the gods,
这和一个大的多汁汉堡和薯条再搭不过了
which goes so well with a big juicy burger and fries.
顺便说一下 选个厕所旁的座位
And by the way, choose a seat near the toliet,
可乐中的咖啡因有利尿作用
the caffeine in Cola has a diuretic effect.
阿尼 快点!大家都在等你
Arnie, hurry up! People are waiting.
可以说 这几张图还不错
So what can I say, the pictures aren’t bad,
这是剧本
and here’s the script.
嗯 好吧 阿尼 你真是个笨蛋
Hmm, well you sure are a knucklehead, Arnie.
你可以把自己变成任何人
You could made yourself into anyone.
你可以在我身上做一个实验
You could’ve done an experiment on me,
并且为我带给你的一切报仇
and gotten revenge for everything I put you through.
但是 唉 阿诺德
But, alas, Arnold.
你小豌豆般的大脑并没有明白
Your tiny little micro pea brain didn’t figure it out.
但是再提一次 这个动画真的棒极了
But again, the animation is really awesome.
在“技能分享”社区的这些家伙们
These guys at Skillshare,
他们甚至设法把像你一样没有天分的电脑玩家变成了专业人士
they managed to make a pro out of even a talentless hack like you.
嘿 你!是的 就是屏幕前的你!
Hey you! Yeah you! On the other side of the screen.
如果你想学习如何制作酷炫的卡通
If you want to learn how to make some cool cartoons,
如果你想成为一名知名的动画制作者 摄影师 设计师 商人 甚至是电影导演
become a famous animator, photographer, designer, businessman or even film director.
“技能分享”社区拥有能够让你实现这些的课程
Skillshare has the classes you need to make it happen.
通过我们描述中的链接 仅需99美分你就可以获一个3个月的“技能分享”课程折扣
You’ll get a discount 3 months of Skillshare for just 99 cents through the link in the description.
赶快!这个名额截止到1月底
Hurry up! The offer is only available through the end of January,
并且 记住 是阿诺德推荐的
and remember Arnold recommends it.
如果你喜欢这个视频的话 点个赞
Put your finger up, if you like this video.
将它发送给你的朋友 订阅我的频道
Send it to your friends, and subscribe to my channel.
我们的朋友阿诺德还将进行更多令人兴奋的实验
There are many more exciting experiments coming with our friend Arnold.

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炎炎夏日碳酸饮料成为人们追逐的夏日最佳饮品,当我们用可乐代替水,我们的身体会发生什么样的变化呢?快来跟随阿诺德的脚步来看一看吧!

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