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1个月不洗澡会发生什么

What Happens If You Don't Shower for a Month?

如果一个月不洗澡会发生什么?
Every morning…
每天早上……
…or every night.
或者晚上
Before going out.
在出门之前
Definitely after the big game.
尤其是在大赛之后
For most people, showering is routine.
大多数人都习惯洗个澡
But for some, it’s religion.
但是对于某些人 洗澡是一种信仰
“When are you getting out?”
“你什么时候出门?”
“I’m not! I’ll see ya later, buddy!”
“我还没准备好!一会再见 兄弟!”
But if lots of showering makes you feel divine,
但是如果经常洗澡让你觉得舒爽
your body might be the real miracle worker.
你的身体可能才是奇迹的创造者
This is What If,
这里是《自然无常》
and here’s what would happen if you didn’t shower for a month.
本期内容是 如果你一个月不洗澡会发生什么
The average human spends more than a year of their life in the shower.
人类平均一生中有一年多的时间在洗澡
And according to most dermatologists, that’s way too much.
但大多数皮肤科医生都表示 那实在太多了
But how else are you supposed to
但是如果不这样做
keep looking and smelling your best?
你怎么能保持身体洁净 没有异味呢?
While it’s no secret that scrubbing removes dirt, sweat,
虽然众所周知 擦洗身体可以去除污垢 汗渍
and harmful bacteria;
和有害的细菌
it also strips away natural fats and lipids that hydrate your skin.
但它也会冲走滋润皮肤的天然脂肪和油脂
The more you shower, the less time your body has
澡洗得越频繁
to replenish this healthy layer of moisturizing bacteria.
身体补充健康的保湿细菌层的时间越少
So if you stop showering, will your body just clean itself?
那么 如果你不再洗澡 身体能够自我清洁吗?
Um…
呃……
it would be healthier… for you…
这对你而言更健康……
…but not for everyone else…
但对其他人来说 就不是了……
Once you give up showering,
一旦你不再洗澡
you’ll start to see a difference in as little as three days.
三天之内 你就会开始看到不同
Your skin will be noticeably drier, and your hair greasier.
你的皮肤明显变得更干燥 头发更为油腻
One of the first signs of”progress” will be
“进步”的首个标志之一就是
that your hair will stay in place when combed back.
当你把头发往后梳的时候 它会保持原样
No product needed!
再也不需要头发定型的产品了!
After going 5 days without showering,
5天不洗澡后
you should probably start warning people before you enter a room.
你可能在进房间之前 就该开始提醒别人了
Then again, they’ll smell you coming.
然后再一次 他们闻出来 是你过来了
If you’re doing this challenge without deodorant,
如果你在做这个挑战的时候 不用除臭剂
then put the savings towards a T-shirt budget.
那就把省下来的钱 用来买T恤衫好了
Sweat stains will be so bad that your shirts
过重的汗渍会把你的衬衫
will be “one wear and throw out” items.
变成“一次性”用品
After 10 days, you can throw your comb out too.
10天之后 你的梳子也可以扔掉了
Your hair will be so greasy and matted
你的头发会变油 纠缠在一起
that you won’t be able to run a brush through it;
梳子都没法疏通
Your scalp will be so itchy
你的头皮会发痒
that any relief would be welcome.
任何止痒的手段你都能接受
But at the same time, any contact with your head
但是同时 任何与你脑袋的接触
will no doubt show how bad your dandruff problem is.
都无疑会暴露出 你的头屑问题有多严重
By day 20, it’s hard to believe you’re human.
到了第20天 很难相信你还是个人
Friends and family no longer acknowledge your existence,
朋友和家人不再认你
and you can barely stand your own smell,
你连自己身上的气味都受不了
let alone your appearance.
更不要说样子了
Days and nights of scratching your dry, itchy skin
你会因为身上溃烂的伤口
will be obvious from the festering sores on your body.
没日没夜地挠你那干燥 发痒的皮肤
And if you thought you were past getting acne,
如果你认为你已经过了长粉刺的年纪了
congratulations, you’re 13 again!
那么恭喜你 你又回到13岁了!
You’re ready to give up, but just wait a little longer.
你准备放弃了 但是只要再等一会儿
By the end of the month, after rinsing only with water,
在一个月结束时 只用清水冲洗
the layer of healthy bacteria that your body produces will be completely restored.
你身体产生的健康细菌层将会完全恢复
The acne goes away on its own,
粉刺自己就消失了
and your skin will probably start looking
你的皮肤可能也开始看起来
better than it ever did when you were showering.
比你过去洗澡时更加好了
But will it have been worth it?
但是这样做值得吗?
Probably not. You’ll still smell terrible.
可能不值 你身上还是很难闻
While sweat doesn’t actually emit any odor,
虽然汗水实际上不会散发任何气味
it does produce fatty acids and proteins
但它确实能产生脂肪酸和蛋白质
that your skin bacteria feed on;
正是它们滋养了你皮肤上的细菌
and it’s their metabolic process that gives off that nasty smell.
它们在新陈代谢的过程中 散发出臭味
So yeah, keep using soap, keep showering,
所以 坚持用肥皂 坚持洗澡
but maybe dial back how often you do it.
但是或许要减少你洗澡的频率
Why dedicate a year of you life to standing in the shower,
为什么把你生命中一年的时间用来洗澡
when you can free up some of that time
而不用省下的一些时间
to watch more What If?
看更多《自然无常》的视频呢?

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