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感恩节礼仪

Thanksgiving Etiquette

Here we will speak about the etiquette of the holiday meal.
今天我们来谈谈感恩节大餐的礼仪
Here are the ingredients of the meal.
首先是这顿饭的材料
The flesh of a dead bird.
火鸡肉
These are brussel sprouts: they are nature’s turd.
这些是抱子甘蓝:它们是大自然的粪便
They taste like tiny turds.
吃起来像小块的粪球
This is what you do with brussel sprouts.
对待抱子甘蓝要这么处理
It is good etiquette.
这才是正确的用餐礼仪
This is stuffing: it is made of bread and vegetables.
其次是馅料:它是由面包和蔬菜组成的
It is called stuffing because it was stuffed into the anus of a dead bird.
之所以叫馅料是因为它会被塞进火鸡屁股
Delicious.
超美味
A legume…Billy has made a penis out of the legume.
这是一根豆荚 Billy用豆荚做了个阴茎
That is bad etiquette.
这很失礼
Billy should be sent to his room.
Billy应该被送回房间
By contrast, here Billy makes a penis on accident.
相比之下 这回他意外拼出了阴茎的形状
He quickly fixes his mistake;
他迅速修正了自己的错误
that is good etiquette.
这是个好的礼仪
Now you don’t have to go to your room, Billy.
Billy 你可以不用回房间了
Here are cranberries and a mash of potato.
这是蔓越莓和土豆泥
What is Billy hidden under his mash?
Billy在他的土豆泥里藏了什么呢?
Look, it’s the cranberry.
看 是蔓越莓
He is being silly.
他在犯傻呢
Look at the nice way that Billy has arranged his food on the plate.
看 Billy把食物在盘子上摆得多好看
Now he has arranged it by colors…he is being creative.
现在他又按颜色摆了起来 他真有创作力
Look, Billy is not very hungry now
看来Billy现在还不饿
and he still makes a nice plate.
他还在做一些漂亮的摆盘
Look at the tiny bites he has made.
瞧 他做的一口份食物
Now he has made a food pyramid.
现在他又做了个食物金字塔
Billy has no friends.
Billy没有朋友
He has separated his food.
他把食物都分开了
He is an obsessive.
他是个强迫症
Maybe he writes computer programs.
亦或许他是个写计算机程序的
Billy is acting like an idiot. He is playing with his food.
Billy表现得像个傻子 他玩起了食物
He has made a bad drawing on his plate.
他在盘子上画了一幅糟糕的画
Billy needs therapy.
他需要治疗
He has made a nice drawing. Billy doesn’t need therapy now.
他又画了幅好看的画 他不需要看医生了
Here is the correct way of using your eating utensil.
这是餐具的正确用法
This is the wrong way. This is bad etiquette.
而这是错误用法 这样很失礼
Billy makes a divot in his mash for his gravy.
Billy在土豆泥上挖了个洞来倒肉汁
He is sexually frustrated.
他求欢失败了
Billy went on a date.
Billy约过一次会
Look at how he applies his gravy now.
看看他现在是怎样倒他的肉汁的
Now Billy is addicted to pornography.
现在 Billy沉迷色情
He doesn’t like the salad. It reminds him of death.
他不喜欢沙拉 这会让他想到死亡
Now it’s time for pie. Billy takes a small piece.
现在该吃馅饼了 Billy拿了一小块
How much is left? How much pie is left?
还剩下多少呢?还剩多少块馅饼呢?
Here is a graph
看下柱状图
May I have some whip please?
请问能给我些鲜奶油吗?
Billy is still addicted to pornography.
Billy仍然沉迷于色情
He is finished now,
他现在吃好了
and he sees things on his messy plate.
他在他的脏盘子上看到了一些东西
Billy sees the devil.
Billy看到了魔鬼
Now he sees something different.
现在他又看到了不一样的东西
He is hallucinating now.
他开始产生幻觉了
The meal is now done, and Billy says
用餐结束 Billy说道
“Happy Holidays.”
“感恩节快乐”

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感恩节礼仪的正确打开方式

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