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和NBA魔兽霍华德一起玩篮球游戏

Tai Lopez Plays Horse Vs. Dwight Howard (Who Will Win?!)

这个怎么样?
– What about this one?
这个球怎么样?
What about this ball?
你想用这个?
You want this one?
那是个真的球吗?
– Is that a real ball?
这个可能是个泰球
– This might be a Tai ball.
嘿 他居然叫这个叫泰球
– Man, he keeps calling this a Tai ball.
喔 真的美极了
– Wow, that is the prettiest.
嘿 小伙伴
Hey, buddy.

Hey.
不胜感激
– Appreciate it.
好 兄弟
– Yeah, man.
没问题
No problem.
很高兴能认识你
Nice to meet you.
你最需要意识到的事是
– The biggest thing you need to be aware of is
当你在拉粑粑的时候
if you have to wipe more than three times
如果一定要擦第三次以上
while you’re going number two,
就直接去洗澡嘛
just go ahead and hop in the shower.
(大笑)
(laughs)
很多人误以为继续擦
Too many people make the mistake of continuing to wipe,
厕纸就会……
and the paper can…
(大笑)
(laughs)
你为什么要说这个?
– Why are you saying that?
让我接个电话
Let me have my phone for a second.
扎克 你是我的新导师
– Zack, you’re my new mentor.
你能给我们提些建议吗?
Can you give us some advice?
最需要记住的事是当你在拉粑粑时
– Best thing to remember is if you have to wipe
如果一定要擦三次以上的话
more than three times when going doody,
就直接去洗澡好了
just go ahead and hop in the shower.
(大笑)
(laughs)
求你别说粑粑
– But don’t say doody.
不是所有人非常清楚粑粑是什么
Not everybody fuckin’ knows what doody is.
也对
– Alright.
[摄影师]五岁小孩都清楚
– [Cameraman] Five-year-olds do.
什么?
– Huh?
[摄影师]五岁小孩都知道
– [Cameraman] The five-year-olds do.
(大笑)
(laughs)

– Ah.
我正打算去和德怀特•霍华德玩“马”
I’m headed to play Dwight Howard in Horse.
不允许扣篮(大笑)
No dunks allowed. (laughs)
我穿上了篮球鞋 科比8球鞋
I got on, for you sneaker-heads, Kobe eights.
科比噢
The what, the Kobes.
你觉得谁会赢呢?
So who do you think is gonna win?
扎克 我是投罚线球还是三分球?
Zack, do I do a free throw or three pointers?
不要那样开始
– Don’t start off with that.
那样太残忍了
That’s too mean.
(大笑)
(laughs)
去做一些更能显得尊重他的
Go with something a little bit more respectful.
(大笑)
(laughs)
不 我不打算对这场投球游戏松懈
– No, I’m not gonna take it easy on ’em.
(大笑)
(laughs)
因为输了会感觉丢脸 所以我必须确保自己赢
Cause this is goin’ viral, so I gotta make sure I win.
那么 你要怎么玩呢?
So, how do you play it?
我来自南方 那么我们说 布 剪刀 石头
I’m from the South, so we say, paper, scissors, rock,
但是大多数人会说石头 布 剪刀
but a lot of people say rock, paper, scissors.
(大笑)
(laughs)
恩 然后开始
Okay, then shoot.
好的
– All right.
石头 纸 剪刀 开始
– Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
霍华德:石头 纸泰:我们就这么做
– Rock, paper. – That’s how we do.
三局两胜
– Best out of three.
[一起]石头 纸 剪刀 开始
– [Both] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
哦 天呐
– Oh, damn.
[一起]石头 纸 剪刀 开始
– [Both] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
太棒了
– Yes.

– Ah.

Oh.
(嗡)
(buzzes)
三分到手
– Gotta three.
(拍球声)
(ball bounces)
我是不是要像你一样投球?
– I gotta shoot like you, too?
不不不
– No, no.
(笑声)
(laughs)
(嗡)
(buzzes)

– Oh.
(嗡)
(buzzes)
(拍球声)
(ball bounces)
就是这样
– There we go.
(叮)
(dings)
喔!
Wooh.
三分 刚好进了
Three, right on the edge.
(拍球声)
(ball bounces)
噢 拜托
– Oh, come on.
(嗡)
(buzzes)
该死
Dangit.
(嗡)
(buzzes)
我要全部用单手投篮
– I’m gonna do all one handed shots.
[女]那是克里斯•保罗的绝活
– [Woman] That’s what Chris Paul did.
是他吗?
– He did?
这是我看过的最难的投球
– The hardest shot I’ve ever seen.
以前这里有一堵墙
There was a wall right here.
他投过去了 投了一个三分
He threw it off there, and hit a three.

– Ah.
(嗡)
(buzzes)

– Oh.
现在知道我做不到了
Now, that one I know I cannot do.
有点难
That one’s hard.
我不信你还能投得进去
– I’m gonna stay here cause I don’t think
所以我要呆在这里
you’re gonna make the next shot.
(大笑)
(laughs)

– Oh.
(嗡)
(buzzes)
[德华特]看我的
– [Dwight] Here we go.
(嗡)
(buzzes)
[扎克]踩线了
– [Zack] Foot was on the line.
(叮)
(dings)
难道我们要打平局吗?
– So we gonna tie?
已经一分了
– At one.
脚踩在线上?
– Foot on the line?
[女]对
– [Woman] Yeah.
不要说出来嘛
– Don’t say it.
(嗡)
(buzzes)
进 进 进
There, there, there.
(叮)
(dings)
太棒了
Yes.
居然打板进了
I didn’t call glass though.
(拍球声)
(balls bounce)
你在哪投的?
– Where you at?
这里吗?
Right here?
在线后面?
Behind the line?
[扎克]在中间或者是踩在线上
– [Zack] Between or he was in front.
糟糕 扎克 来吧
– Dangit, Zack, here we go.
(嗡)
(buzzes)
闭上眼 别打板
– Eyes closed, off the glass.
(叮)
(dings)

– Oh.
我要闭眼?
I gotta, eyes closed?
闭眼 别打板
– Eyes closed, off the glass.

– Okay.
我的眼睛
My eyes.
#我能做什么#
♫ What can I do
(嗡)
(buzzes)
糟糕
Dangit.
(拍球声)
(balls bounce)
#我能做什么#
♫ What can I do
噢 不是吧
– Oh, no.
(叮)
(dings)
(拍球声)
(ball bounces)
#我能做什么#
♫ What can I do
#我能做什么#
♫ What can I do
(嗡)
(buzzes)
#我能做什么#
♫ What can I do
[德怀特]喔
– [Dwight] Wooh.
#我能做什么#
♫ What can I do

– Wooh.
再进一个
Another.

Ah.
(嗡)
(buzzes)
[泰]我要超过你
– [Tai] I’m gonna try to match it.
来吧
Here we go.
(叮)
(dings)
啊欧
– Uh-oh.
(嗡)
(buzzes)
啊 比赛多少分了?
Aw, what’s the score?
(叮)
(dings)
(叮)
(dings)
(大笑)
(laughs)
[泰]摄像头没拍到 我们再投个给他看
– [Tai] We gave him another one cause it was off camera.

Oh.
(嗡)
(buzzes)

– Oh.
(嗡)
(buzzes)
(拍球声)
(balls bounce)
(叮)
(dings)
(嗡)
(buzzes)
天呐 我输了
– Dang, I lost.
你让着我的
– For charity.
泰是玩“马”高手啊
– Tai’s the best Horse player.
(大笑)
(laughs)
(拍球声)
(ball bounces)
快问快答 德怀特
– So quick question, Dwight.
你最敬仰的曾经帮过你的良师益友
Biggest mentor that ever helped you and you look up to.
他们是怎么指导你的?
What did they help you with?
恩 很多导师指导过我
– Uh, I’ve had a lot of mentors,
但是托尼•巴蒂是帮助我最多的导师
but the biggest one I’d probably say is Tony Battie.
我在奥兰多的时候他和我一起参加比赛
He’s the guy who played in the NBA with me
他曾经在全美篮球协会打过球
when I played in Orlando.
他就经常跟我说
And he would always just tell me,
听着 你永远不知道你的生涯会持续多久
“Listen, you never know how long your career will last.
你也搞不清楚能活多久
“You never know how long life will be.
所以你要知道你生命中每时每刻
“So each day, each moment that you have to live,
不但要努力去做些影响他人的事
“you know, try to do something to impact others,
更要让你自己开心
“but also make you happy.”
[泰]对
– [Tai] Yeah.
他真的就是这样做的
– And he was great at that.
从那以后 我的事业就像飙升了一样
After that, it was kind of like my career skyrocketed.
[泰]恩
– [Tai] Huh.
作为一个队友 他对我来说
– Cause he really meant a lot to me, you know,
意义重大
as a teammate.
[泰]耶
– [Tai] Yeah.
当我敬仰一些人时
– But also as somebody that I looked up to,
他使我每一天都在变得更好
and you know, he pushed me every single day to be great.
而且我很享受跟他合作
And I enjoyed his time.
他真的帮过我很多
He really helped me out a lot,
所以为托尼•巴蒂欢呼
so shout-out to Tony Battie.
棒极了
– Nice.
赢了德怀特准备回家
Made it home from Dwight Howard.
运气爆棚
Got lucky.
玩“马”游戏我已经领先了
I was able to prevail in Horse,
但是他没有扣篮
although he didn’t dunk.
不然他轻而易举就能击败我
I would’ve lost in a heartbeat.

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与在NBA中被称作“魔兽”的德怀特•霍华德一起玩篮球游戏,并对他进行一个简要的采访

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