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孩子的夏日vs成年人的夏日

Summer As An Adult vs. A Kid

– Can I get two extra large vanilla chocolate swirls in a sugar cone with extra sprinkles.
能给我来两个超大号的加糖香草巧克力甜筒吗?多加彩色糖屑
– Is the yogurt dairy-free?
酸奶是无乳糖的吗?
Yeah, I don’t have my Lactaid pill.
是的 我没带乳糖酶药丸
孩子的夏日VS成年人的夏日
Actually, you know what, never mind.
算了 没关系
That yogurt is just gonna go straight to my thighs.
酸奶会使我的大腿变粗
I’ll take a water.
我要一杯水
(laughs)
[笑声]
Ow, I hurt myself!
噢 我受伤了!
(cries)
[哭声]
– Tag, you’re it!
快来 到你了!
(laughs)
[笑声]
(groans)
[呻吟声]
– Hey, can you book me two weeks of physiotherapy?
嘿 你能帮我预约两周的理疗吗?
– [Woman] What happened?
怎么了?
– I bent down.
我闪到腰了
– Want to see how long we can hold our breath?
想知道我们能憋气多久吗?
– Okay ready, one, two, three.
好 准备 一 二 三
Okay no splashing, I’m serious.
说真的 别把水溅到我身上
The chlorine’s gonna ruin my hair color.
氯会毁了我头发的颜色
(coughs)
[咳嗽声]
I think that was five minutes.
我觉得是五分钟
(screams)
[尖叫声]
No for real, it took me an hour to straighten my hair.
不 说真的 我花了一个小时拉头发
– What are you doing?
你在干什么
– Coloring because it’s fun.
我在涂色 因为很好玩
– What’re you doing?
你在干什么
– Coloring because my therapist said it would reduce my stress.
我在涂色 因为治疗师说这样能缓解我的压力
(knocks)
[敲门声]
– [Friend] You want to go outside and play?
你想出去玩吗?
– Mom, can I go outside and play?
妈妈 我可以出去玩吗?
– [Mom] Everyday playing outside, go, get lost.
每天都在外面玩 出去吧 快走
– Who’s down for a movie tonight?
今晚谁要去看电影?
Can’t, working,
我不能 我在工作
I’m broke,
我没钱了
no one to watch kids.
没人看孩子
(phone dings)
[电话响了]
Who’s this, really mom?
这是谁 不是吧 妈妈?
Mom I don’t want to go to bed, I’m not even sleepy.
妈妈 我不想睡觉 我一点都不困
(groans)
[抱怨声]
Hey, is it okay if we cancel dinner tonight, I’m so tired.
嘿 我们能取消今晚的晚餐吗?我太累了
– [Woman] It’s 7:00 p.m.
只是晚上7点啊
– Yeah.
是啊
That one looks like a mermaid.
那片云看起来像美人鱼
Looks kind of like a bad parallel parking job,
看起来有点像一次不顺利的侧方停车
really tight spot.
真是令人紧张的时刻
(gasps)
[倒抽气]
– That one looks like a unicorn.
那个看起来像独角兽
– Looks like a house with high property tax.
看起来像一个房产税很高的房子
That one looks like a dinosaur having dinner with a puppy.
那个看起来像恐龙和小狗一起在吃饭
I’m a dragon. (meows)
我是龙[喵喵]
My skin is so dehydrated.
我的皮肤太缺水了
This is my baby and I’m its mommy,
这是我的孩子 我是它的妈妈
and I’m gonna be the best mommy ever.
我将会是世界上最好的妈妈
– Lucky.
幸运的宝宝
– Please, please, please, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
拜托 拜托 拜托 别 别 别 别 别 别
– [Woman] Aw, what a cute girl.
哇 好可爱的女孩
– [Friend] How adorable.
太可爱了
– [Woman] Wow, what a slut.
哇 真是个浪荡女
– [Friend] She belongs in one of those rap videos.
就像说唱MTV里面的人那么邋遢
– Thank you so much for watching my video.
非常感谢你观看我的视频
If you like to give it a big thumbs up and make sure you comment below
如果你喜欢 为它竖个大拇指 还要在下面评论
and if you don’t I’m gonna tell my mom on you.
如果你不这样做 我就向我的妈妈告状
My last video’s over there, my second vlog channel’s there
我上一个视频在那 我的第二个视频频道在那
and make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.
一定要订阅 我每周一和周四都会制作新视频
One love superwoman that is a wrap and zoop I like puppies.
超女爱你 挥手拜拜 我爱小狗

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孩子的夏日和成年人的夏日有什么不同呢

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