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别惹工程师!

Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap

这家伙从我家门廊偷了个包裹
This guy took a package from my porch
然后他准备回自己车里打开它
and now he’s about to open it in his car
但是 他不知道的是 这是个特制的整蛊包裹
But what he doesn’t know is this is a custom-built bait package
里面有四个相机正从不同角度拍摄
that is recording him on four different cameras
还有整整一磅超细闪粉和别的惊喜等待着他
And it’s about to unleash a pound of the world’s finest glitter along with some other surprises.
但为了解释他为何会落到如此境地
But to understand how he got to this point,
首先 我们要倒回去看一下
first, we need to rewind a bit.
大约7个月前
About seven months ago,
我注意到有个包裹显示已送达 但我却没收到它
I noticed a package being reported as delivered but it never arrived.
所以我就去查看了监控
So when I checked our security cameras,
我注意到 这有一对甜蜜的夫妻在外面闲逛
I noticed this lovely couple out for a stroll.
正如你看到的一样
As you can see,
他们背着背包 在街区里转来转去
they have backpacks on and they’re just going around the neighborhood
整整一下午就在这耗着
making an afternoon out of this.
如果你遇到过这样的情况
If you ever been in a situation like this,
你肯定会觉得自己的利益被侵犯了
you just sort of feel violated.
于是我把这段视频录像送到了警局
And then I took this to the police
可即使有这份视频证据
and even with the video evidence,
警察却说这不值得他们抽时间去调查
they said it’s just not worth their time to look into –
这让我觉得很无助
so then you also feel powerless
我觉得必须有人出来整治这些手脚不干净的家伙
and I just felt like something needs to be done to take a stand against dishonest punks like this.
然后我突然想到
And then I was like:
等一下
hold up,
我做出过能每次都能自动正中红心的靶子
I built a dartboard that moves to get a bulls-eye every time.
我花了整整9年设计的硬件
I spent nine years designing hardware
正在另一个奇妙的星球漫步呢
that’s currently roving around on another freaking planet.
如果想找个能做出最巧妙的整蛊包裹的人
if anyone was going to make a revenge bait package and over-engineer the crap out of it,
那个人必须是我啊
it was going to be me.
所以我开始设计草图 并用CAD建模
So I started with a sketch and some CAD
然后找来我的朋友肖恩
and then I hit up my buddy Sean
他很擅长摆弄这些小电子设备
who is really good with this type of small electronic stuff,
然后我们就开工了
and we got to work.
当他们最终打开包裹的时候
Ultimately, when they open the package
我想用“闪粉云”庆祝他们专业的选择
I just wanted to celebrate their choice of profession with a cloud of glitter
毕竟 谁不爱闪粉呢?
because, I mean, who doesn’t love glitter?
这部分设计很简单
That’s easy.
当包裹打开时我能让闪粉像喷泉一样喷出来
I could just do that passively with like a spring when it opens
但我也想录下小偷的反应
But I also wanted to record their reaction
这就给设计的难度增加了一个等级
and that’s what makes the engineering here an order of magnitude more difficult
因为 你可以想一下
because if you think about it
这个包裹得在门廊放一整天
This thing has to sit on a porch all day
又不能充电
and it can’t be plugged in
你也不知道谁会在什么时候过来
and you have no idea when someone will come
拿走这个包裹
and pick this up,
所以你不能只是按下录像按钮
so it’s not like you could just hit record on the camera
然后把相机放进包裹里
and then put it in the box
因为电池和存储空间都会用光的
because you’re gonna run out of battery and storage space.
更重要的是 我要想办法得到这些录像
On top of that, I need some way to recover this footage
以防我没法找回这个包裹的情况
in case I never get the big package back
经过六个月的大量设计 改进
So after six months and lots of design
和无数次测试后
iterations and so much testing,
我们做出了这个样品
here’s where we landed.
这个自制印刷电路板是驱动整个机械的大脑
This custom printed circuit board is the brains of the operation
电路板里含有内建加速计
It has a built-in accelerometer
一旦检测到颠簸迹象
And when it’s jostle that will check the
就会检查GPS信号 查看包裹是否被拿走了
GPS signal to see if it’s been moved from the porch
如果被拿走
and if so
它就会发出信号激活手机 开启摄像功能
It sends a signal to all the phones to wake up and start recording
我用了4部有广角摄像功能的手机
and I’m using four phones that have a wide-angle Filming mode
把它们屏幕朝后 以一定角度放置
and are angled back
这个3D打印的框架之所以设计成这个形状
and this 3d printed portion is contoured this way
是为了给手机提供更好的拍摄视角
because it represents the field of view of the phones
正如你所见
So as you can see
这可以保证不管包裹从哪边打开
I’m guaranteed to capture their reaction
都能拍下小偷的反应
no matter which way they open it from
放在这里的是一罐臭屁喷雾
and nestled in here, we’ve got a can of fart spray.
不开玩笑
No joke,
这一罐就有清场的效果
you can clear a room with one spray of this stuff
我们给小马达装了个凸轮 让它每次喷5下
so we made a cam on a small motor that sprays it five times
不仅如此 喷雾每隔30秒会重复喷5次
and not only is this just a nice touch but we Keep repeating five sprays every 30 seconds
在他们发现这里面有4部手机之前
until they throw the package out of their car or house
他们就会把包裹从车里或家里丢出去
Before they realize there’s four phones inside this
这可以增加我们找回包裹的概率
Increases our chances of finding it
因为手机开启了GPS定位
because we always know the package location at all times
我们始终能掌握包裹的位置
due to the GPS on the phones
即使我们不去找回包裹
But even if we don’t recover it
这4部手机都开启了LTE数据功能
all four phones have LTE data plans
它们会把视频上传至云端
So they upload the footage to the cloud
我们还是能看到拍到的视频
so I can still see what happened
重头戏来了
And then for the pièce de résistance
最上面这有个具有旋转功能的杯子
we have a cup here on top
杯子受底下马达的驱动
that spins from a motor underneath
当你放进一磅闪粉后
So once you load in a but ton of the world’s finest glitter
在马达的高速驱动下
the motor spins really fast
闪粉就会受离心力作用均匀地喷向四面八方
and the centrifugal force fires it evenly in all directions.
我在一侧盖子上挖了个洞
Let me cut holes on the side of the lid
在上面贴了一层单向透视薄膜
and cover them with one-way film
这样其中两部手机就能拍下小偷逃走的样子了
so two of the cameras can see them as they walked away
最后 为了让它看起来像真正的包裹
and then finally to make it look like an actual delivered package
我们贴上了收缩薄膜和快递面单
we Added some shrink wrap and a delivery label
这可能是我最喜欢的环节了
Which is perhaps my favorite part of the whole thing
因为如果小偷不是那么着急的话
because if the thief wasn’t in such a hurry
他们就会注意到寄件人其实是我的童年英雄
They’d see that the package is actually coming from my childhood hero
也是本次计划的灵感来源——凯文·麦卡利斯特
and inspiration for this project Kevin McCallister.
甚至连收件人地址
I Even looked up and amusing the address
我都是找的电影里那栋房子的真实地址
of the actual house They filmed the movie in
当然了 收件人是这对搭档 哈利和马文
and of course it’s being shipped to his boys Harry and Marv
这下面还留了个充电孔
and there’s a charge port in the bottom
因为要是一整天都没人来偷
because if it doesn’t get stolen in a given day
我就可以拿回家充一夜的电
I can bring it In and then recharge all the batteries in the system overnight
那么计划就是 坏蛋从门廊偷走包裹
So the idea is the bad guy comes and takes it off your porch
打开盖子就会触发这两个限位开关
then lifts the lid and these two limit switches
开关告诉电路板里的计算核心 盖子被打开了
Tell the circuit board brain inside that the lids been removed
然后激活整个装置的运转
and then that sets everything in motion
这想法或许是我的偏见
and I may be biased
但有时 优秀的工程设计产品是很唯美的
but sometimes a well engineered design is beautiful
因为手机自带GPS
And because the phones have GPS
我在我家周边设置了虚拟围栏
we created a virtual geo fence around my house
所以一旦包裹被偷走 我就能收到通知
So I get a notification when the package has been moved off the property
我把包裹放到门廊上
So I put it out on the porch
然后等着好戏上演
and now all that was left to do was wait
我刚刚正在工作 然后收到了通知
Okay, so I was at work and I got a notification
我设置的虚拟围栏被触发了
that the Geo fence we set up had been tripped
于是我检查了监控摄像 包裹的确不见了
So then I checked the cameras and sure enough. The package is gone
然后我查看了GPS 追踪包裹的位置
So I checked the GPS and sort of tracked it
看样子小偷在车里
and it appears there in a car
因为他们离开我家的速度还挺快的
because they seem to leave my house Pretty quickly,
最后他们在一个停车场停下了
but it seems to have stopped in a parking garage
就是我现在所在的地方
Which is where I’m headed to now and
我想告诉那些新观众 这不是整蛊频道
if you’re new here, this isn’t a prank channel
所以其实我完全跨出了我的舒适区
So I am completely out of my comfort zone
4分钟后
包裹在这呢
And there she is
这感觉好像从坠毁的飞机上取回黑匣子
This is like recovering the black box of a crashed airplane
就算我不取回包裹 我们的计划也会一切顺利
it would still work even if I didn’t get the box back that
视频会被上传到云端
footage would upload to the cloud
不过直接从手机导出视频比较快
but it’s just faster to plug the phones in
所以我要回家好好看一下
so I’m gonna go home and find out how this
这包裹是怎么跑到这里来的
Somehow ended up here.
看起来这个人正走在人行道上
So it appears he was walking down the sidewalk
然后突然急转弯到左边
and then suddenly makes a hard left
他拿着包裹回到车上
Then he takes the package and gets in his car
最后来到了停车场
and eventually makes it to this parking garage
这个美妙的场景出场的地方
where this glorious sequence unfolds
什么鬼……
不是吧!
看啊 看把我车搞的 老兄
搞得到处都是啊
我的天啊 我不知道这是个什么
真的 到处都是
新团伙 坐在车里的小偷四人组
盖子被手抓着 一路没拿开 所以镜头被盖住了
老兄
喷撒闪粉中
喷洒臭屁喷雾
这是啥啊?!
-我的天-快扔出去 老兄
这什么味啊!
把门打开!
摇晃的盖子 闪粉洒的到处都是
什么鬼!
喷洒臭屁喷雾
快把它扔出去 老兄
你真不该偷它的
什么鬼!
赶紧扔出去!
你想让我怎么办?
扔出去啊!
臭死了!
你拉裤子了吗!
把这恶心玩意扔出去!
讲真的!
噢!
把那个鬼东西也拿上!
全扔出去!
包裹被丢到了路沿上
陷入对人生的思考
欣赏闪粉喷撒装置中
所以这个故事告诉我们
别乱拿别人的东西
这不仅是个错误的决定
而且再多想一下 你就不会把自己搞到这步田地
或者更糟 比如这个
我女朋友会坐这车的
你到底载过谁啊!
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