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如何一直快乐下去

Now You Happy Always Maybe

你小时候可能一直很快乐
When you child, maybe you happy always.
可爱的草 可爱的甜品 可爱的午餐铃声
Grass lovely, sweets lovely, lunchtime bong lovely.
当长成青少年时 你可能并非一直很快乐
And when you teenager, maybe you not happy always,
但大体很快乐 不是吗
but happy much. yes?
嗯…… 可能某天你会难过
Mmm… Maybe one day you sad.
那么 公园 冰淇淋 午餐铃声
Well… park and ice cream and lunchtime bong,
等等 然后你又快乐了
etc etc. Then happy again.
但作为成年人 快乐总是不那么容易
But as adults, happy always Mmm very not easy?
比如有一天 可能你很难过 好吧 那么
Like one day, maybe you sad. Okay, well,
公园 冰淇淋 然后又开心了 对吗?
park and ice cream, then happy again. Yes?
不是的 工作 劳累 压力 睡眠
No. Job and tired and stress and bed
第二天6:30起床 你的老板 精明的骗子
and alarm at 6:30 tomorrow and your boss, big cock juggler,
你的同事 也是骗子 还有高额的房租
and your co-workers, also cock jugglers and rent high,
没有午餐铃声或者午餐是冷的 你可能有时快乐
and no more lunch time bongs or chill. Happy sometimes,
但并非总是快乐 那么 如何一直都快乐呢
but not happy always. So, how happy always?
也许等你有了一个男朋友或女朋友
Maybe if nice girlfriend or boyfriend.
然后你就和女朋友或男朋友一起逛公园
Then you with nice girlfriend or boyfriend much parks
吃冰淇淋 看电影 做羞羞的事 唔……
and ice cream together and movies and saucy stuff. mmm…
很美妙 现在你一直都快乐吗 可能会开心6个月
Nice. Now you happy always? Maybe? Mmm six months.
随后他有点邋遢或者她有点吵
And he hygiene not much or she bit shouty,
结果你再次变得偶尔才快乐 而非总是快乐
and now you just happy sometimes again, not happy always.
那么怎么才能一直都快乐呢
So how happy always?
可能吃点煎饼 多玩玩牛铃
Maybe pancakes, Maybe more cowbell?
或许来点暗网的药丸?
Maybe mystery chemicals on Dark Web?
对吗?不 还是偶尔才开心
Yes? No, still only happy sometimes.
或许得到很多钱
Maybe lots of magic paper?
没错 多加班 然后升职 等等
Yes. Many hours at job, then better position etc etc,
你会更受尊敬 但更累 压力大
much respect but very tired very stressed,
甚至挣很多的钱
even with lots of magic paper.
那么梦想着和小伙伴做羞羞的事情 逛公园
So dream partner with saucy stuff, much park,
吃冰淇淋 丰盛的午餐
much ice cream, lunchtime bongs galore,
有很多钱 你仍然不快乐
lots of magic paper, still not happy always.
现在怎么办 或许有个孩子就好了
What now? Maybe babies?
花20年做父母收获很多快乐 对吗?
Only 20 years as parents much happy? yes?
当然 你不会一直快乐 但还不错 然后孩子
Definitely, not happy always, but fine. Then children
会一直快乐 然后变成青少年 长大成人
happy always, then they teenagers, then adults,
然后他们也是偶尔才快乐
then they also only happy sometimes.
嗯 又过了很久 你现在很老了 没有工作
Mmm. Much time. You very old now. No more job,
你和孙子孙女们在一起 穿着拖鞋 吃饼干
you with grandchildren, and slippers and many biscuits.
你身体健康吗?是的 万事如意吗?没错
You healthy? Yes. Everything easy? Yes.
但是仍是偶尔才快乐 啊 怎样能一直快乐呢
But still only happy sometimes. Aaayyy. How happy always?
永远不可能 可能这东西(大脑)不会一直快乐
Maybe never. Maybe this not for happy always.
它是为了思索 食物和孩子操劳
This, for clevers and food and babies lots.
因为进化 为什么?
Because evolution. Why?
因为一直快乐下去 你的祖先就不会有火 房子
Because if happy always, your ancestors, no fire no house
文明 今天世界就是一片荒原
no civilization, just ba ba ba lovely wilderness today.
嗯 然后我们就完了 没有科技
Mm-Hm. Then dead. No technology,
没有爱因斯坦 没有米娅卡莉法 没有午餐
no Einstein, no Mia Khalifa, no lunch time bongs.
是的 那些一直很快乐的祖先无法生存
Yes, and ancestors who always happy not good at alive.
所以他们在造人前就死了 所以你不是那些祖先的后代
So they dead before kinky stuff. So you’re not from those ancestors.
你 是那些偶尔开心的聪明的祖先的后代
You, from millions of other clever humans who happy sometimes
但是他们不是一直开心 如果人类只是偶尔开心
but not always. And If humans only happy sometimes,
那么他们就会进步 有一天人类难过了
then humans good at advancement. One day human sad,
那么可能会突然间发明衣服 指南针 机械工程
so maybe suddenly clothes, maybe compass, maybe engineering,
可能出现了贸易帝国 限制级的事情 粒子对撞机
maybe trade empires, maybe elaborate saucy stuff, maybe Particle Colliders,
不久后 可能可能会出现银河系文明
and sometime later, maybe maybe human galactic civilization,
科学新领域 可爱的想抱抱的乌托邦等等
maybe new horizons in science, maybe lovely cuddly utopia etc etc.
这多亏了只是偶尔 而非一直快乐的人类大脑
And that thanks to human brain that sometimes but not always happy.
某一天人类数量占所有物种的一半 可能都是因为进化
Human’s half decent species one day. Maybe all because evolution
大屁股出现了 那么快乐有时是好事
occasional massive arse. So happy sometimes good.
是吗?好吧 不对
Yes? Well… No.
但并不坏 偶尔快乐挺好的
But not bad. Happy sometimes okay.
可爱的地球 有趣的存在 冰淇淋 拥抱 公园
Earth lovely, existence interesting, ice cream, hugs, parks,
午餐铃声 生活去吧 生活并不是那么糟糕
lunchtime bongs. Life alright. Life not so bad.
所有的事都很酷 可能吧 再见
Everything cool. Maybe. Bye.

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为什么我们不会一直快乐 做什么可以令人开心呢

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