Cliffhangers…. We love to hate them
Don’t we? That’s why we’re here at my favorite spot in America.
嘿 嘿 救我！我会叫大家订阅的！
Hey Hey Help me! I gonna tell people to subscribe!
Now it’s you! Hanging out on the one hand desperately waiting for me to help you up.
Why cliffhanger Alex?
I hate you.
See I’m not hanging off the cliff.
You are and you want to know what happened with the rest of my baby sister.
Shut up and tell me what happened I hate you.
Not with comments like that you’re mean.
So for all the mean people but just want the story to be over.
Hey wait a minute,
what are you doing?
I’ll end the story for you right now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait
“怎么了 什么什么?” “她死了” “不!”
what happened? What what what? She died. Nooooooooo…!
Alright now that we got rid of the trolls.
let me tell you the real story.
We just got the call that the babysitter was in a car accident,
so me and the teacher were rushing to the hospital.
嘿 看不懂的话 看看前两个保姆视频 你会更加喜欢这个故事的
Hey, this is confusing go watch the last two babysitter vids you’ll love this story even more.
We get to the hospital, and I’m freaking out.
哦我的天 我的天 我的天 我的天 我的天
Ohmygod, Ohmygod, Ohmygod, Ohmygod, Ohmygod,
It’s free pizza day.
But also, I was really upset about the sitter,
like, I didn’t even know what happened yet.
Was she hurt bad?
Was it just a few bruises?
Was she like actually… dead?
我走到大厅后面 记得当我绕过转角 我看到百事可乐售卖机
I get to the end of the hall and remember seeing this old Pepsi vending machine when I rounded the corner.
I just felt my heart stopped.
She was fine.
How did you know I was here?
噢 额 我……
Oh I ah I…
（你知道 我到过老师家里 她本该在那照顾孩子的
(know I had been at the teacher’s house where she was supposed to be babysitting,
but I wasn’t there to see her.
Trying to track down her brother
to stop him from giving her a mean note
that my friend had written for me
And the teacher got a call
that she was late because of the accident )
I’mmmm here for free pizza
I’m so glad you’re here.
I’ve never been in an accident before.
I’m still scared.
She was like, literally shaking,
so I just sat with her for a minute
and put my arm around her
the way she looked at me, was just, whoa.
I still didn’t know where her brother was
and I still needed that note.
Hey if you’re not hurt,
do you want to make out?
And that’s when I found out why she was still scared,
艾艾艾利克斯 我要先暂停一下 他总是口吃 这不是一件新奇的事 除非你们没看过其他视频
A, A, Alex, Al, Al, Alex, hello Alex (I’m gonna stop you right there he always had a stutter you haven’t seen the other ones this isn’t like a new thing).
嗨 兄弟 你怎么样了？
Hey, bro how you doing?
噢 我我我 我很好
Oh I’m, I, I, I, I, I’m fine
这只是 额 防护措施
Just um precautionary measures.
I was like is there anything we can do to help you out?
I swear to goodness
this is the only time I ever heard him speak in his entire life with zero stutter.
I have your note.
Wha! Oh geez!
Whoa well do you have to say it so creepy?
And then before he could say another word…
He even stutters in his sleep!
不 兄弟 你必须起来
No, dude you got to wake up!
You got to wake up!
Where’s the note?
Ahh.. what are you doing?
Visitor hours are over.
不不不 快好了 快好了
No, no, no, almost done, almost done.
Don’t make me call security!
哦 你不必这么做 额
Oh, you don’t have to do that. Yeah…
Hey let me go!
Put me down!
I know Faze bank! STOP IT !
That’s not exactly what happened,
but I did have to leave there in a hurry,
and I grabbed the note from his bag real quick.
Is that stealing?
Could be worse,
there was a Nintendo DS in the bag and
I didn’t steal that.
A kind of monster , do you think I am?
I mean didn’t it seem like he wanted me to have the note?
(What do you think?
By the way, if you’re wondering what we used to animate,
we do it all in this awesome program called toon boom.
We’ll have the link down below).
So I’m sitting outside
trying to figure out how I’m gon na get home.
I didn’t really want to see the sitter again while I had the evidence,
但是 我父亲不知道从哪里冒出来 停了车
but out of nowhere, my dad pulls up.
That’s my boy!
Must be here for the free pizza!
Help me into this wheelchair.
Sorry, that’s not why I’m here.
You’re not here for a doctor?
Get in the car now quick before they take our money!
I don’t even pay for Dr. Pepper!
What’s the family rule?
Oh come on!
The only thrill is no bill.
Oh you say it like that, so proud of you.
I don’t remember exactly why
my dad was driving by the hospital,
but all that really mattered was that I had the note.
And I’m glad I did because sitting
with her at that hospital made me like her even more.
好的 Bobby 你在里面到底写了什么？ 买一赠三 从现在直到12月16日截止
All right, Bobby what you actually write in here. Buy one, get three free posters now through December 16th?
It wasn’t the note!
I grabbed the wrong paper, and my dad,
definitely knew something was wrong.
You know the first girl that broke my heart,
I sent her a note to get a refund on the ice cream. I bought her.
That’s real romantic, dad.
I wish I had just talked her instead wasted money on the paper.
I’m sure my dad didn’t want me to talk to the babysitter
since he’s the one that fired her.
I knew what I had to do. *PHONE RINGS* Hello?
嘿 恩 我来和你说关于 不
Hey, yeah, I got ta tell you about this no.. No,
no, I got the note.
I loved it!
Yeah, it was adorable.
When can I see you again?
I was really confused.
You know I didn’t write that note right.
Are you talking about the note from Bobby?
I know you didn’t write that one.
He signed it with the Stussy s. Yeah.
He does do that.
I’m talking about the other note from you.
I had no idea what she was talking about.
I’m not sure I should have played along,
but I did.
I mean my dad would be proud I didn’t pay for the paper.
We ended up talking for hours
Practically stayed up all night on the phone.
I don’t want to leave you on a
cliffhanger here, but I really thought about it
and while there were tons of little dates,
I would say there were six main ones until we broke up.
Oh, and if you’re a patreon backer,
don’t forget you get to see all these videos early
over at the patreon blog and just in general
thanks for your support like YouTube’s been turning
our ads off a lot lately, and it
would be way more scary without your support.
We’re on the phone,
and she’s giggling and laughing suns starting to come up
and I get an idea.
Try and figure out what that note said so,
what is your favorite part of that note?
And this is legit what happened I’m not making this up.
Phone battery died.
你 你 你 停在这儿 看
You, You, You, You, stay right there. Look
I know you want to know what’s going
on with a babysitter stuff right so for a detailed description
read this. In general I tried to leave this less
悬念 但我告诉你 下个视频有关圣诞
Cliffhanger-y and you you you know what the next video is Christmas related.
I get a lot of
requests for a Christmas story
于是 下一个卡通就是 四个毁掉圣诞节的谎言
like the next cartoon is the four lies that ruin Christmas.
Good luck finding this week’s screenshot.
我是艾力克斯 再会 好吗 拜拜
I’m itsAlexClark, and I will see you somewhere, okay? Bye….