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我的前任都做了什么?

MY EX-GIRLFRIEND DID WHAT!? | Animated Story Time!


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难道你不喜欢
Don’t you just love
极度口渴时 忽然有一大杯水来解渴的这种感觉吗
when you are super thirsty, you just get a big bottle of water?
还是一大杯冰水
big bottle and cold water
大家来听一下这个情节生动的故事吧
Let’s get right into the juicy details of this story
跟你们一样 我来跟你们回忆一下我之前经常喜欢提起的事
So I’m bringing you back in old favorite As you guys
大概 你知道其中的原因吗
probably, you know what?
因为我肯定 这一定有很多
Just beacuse I’m sure there’s a lot of
新的订阅者 他们对这个栏目并不熟悉
new subscribers on the channel that isn’t familar
到目前为止 我可能算是跟这个人发生了一些故事
There is this person that I have probably made a good few stories about by now
好吧 我跟这个女孩发生了点新鲜事
and I have a new story about this girl, ok
总之 来听听我讲的这个故事吧
But anyways, let’s get right into the story.
那件事是在我朋友家里发生的
So, this happens at my friend’s house
这件事真的很奇怪 这是我那时的朋友 旁边的这个是他女朋友
pretty much…It was weird, it was like my friend is at the time, and next was his girlfriend
我女朋友在我旁边
and my girlfriend was with me
因此我们四人
So it’s four of us
又一起去
And we had gone
我朋友的家里
to his house again, my friend’s house
我们在他楼下的客厅里
Everyone downstairs in his basement in the living room
我们坐在一起
We were sitting down
看电视
enjoying what was on the TV
我们坐在地板上 相互交流
and we were just talking, and we sat down on the floor
我坐在桌子的一旁
So I was sitting on one side
我女朋友在我右边
and my girlfriend was sitting to the right of me
我朋友坐在我女朋友的对面
and then my freind was sitting across my girlfriend
我朋友的女朋友坐在我对面
And this girl was sitting across from me
我跟这个女生气场相冲 水火不融
Me and this girl didn’t, did not get along, right? We didn’t get along at all
再次 她似乎极度不爽
But again, she seemed like she just was totally crazy
她好像没意识到
and she, it’s like she didn’t acknowledge
我们刚刚的摩擦与不快
The…the tension and the fighting that we had
就像她完全忘了这件事 一点也想不起来的样子
It’s like she just forgot about it, like it wasn’t a part of her memory
我感到莫名其妙
which would bother me
因为按照这样的架势 我们都快要打起来了
By the way, beacause we will get in this crazy fights
然后她又装作什么都没发生过一样
And then she acted like it was nothing
这是她挑起的 但她什么都没说 也没有想要道歉的意思
she wouldn’t even bring it up, she wouldn’t even apologize when she started that
当然 这件事还是可以接受的
But yes, so what happened was essentially ok
我在极力隐忍着
I’m gonna try and work this as the best as I can
但她在企图
She was…she was trying to
在企图摸我
she…she was trying to touch me
好吧 她在……
OK, she was…
好吧 我来更详细地解释一下吧
ok, let me oh, let me explain this a little better
我们坐在桌子旁边看电视 聊天
So what happened was we were sitting underneath the table watching the TV and just talking.
我注意到 她时不时地用这种眼神看着我
But I kept noticing that she kept giving me these looks
我不知道这意味着什么 也不知道她为什么要这么做
I don’t know what they were and I don’t know why
好吧 她确实这样做了
but she was, ok
真是太奇怪了
It was…was pretty odd
此外 从我们刚刚发生的事来看
Again, from both are, from our history
她好像在暗示我
She was like giving me this weird cue, right
她就这样看着我
And she was just looking at me
她给我的感觉非常奇怪
and she just making me feel really odd
我发现她好像
And I notice that she kept kind of like
在把她的腿伸过来
putting her legs
在桌子底下朝我慢慢移动
like she kind of like scooting herself closer under the table towards me
那时 她其实是
And there was a time where she actually
嗯……她想
likes…hum, she like
想在我面前张开她的双腿挑逗我
spread her legs open around me
好吧 我知道其实听起来很糟糕
I know how bad it sounds, ok
我来透露一下其中的细节
just let me explain the story
她把腿伸过来后 两腿张开 就像这样
so, she like put her, she was stretching her legs out but they were like
我原本是……
I was essen…
听起来非常尴尬 我感觉我夹在她的大腿中间
This can sound really bad, I was essentially sort of like between both her legs
好吧 不是这样的 我想只是在她的两只脚之间
not like that, ok? like…just like between her like… two feet, I guess
总之 有点奇怪 但我肯定
But anyway it’s so little odd but sure
没有发生什么疯狂的事
nothing crazy yet
我们仍继续在看电视和聊天
So watching TV and we were still talking
但她仍然在继续这样的举动
But she keeps doing this, she keeps doing it
她向前移动了一点
She keeps moving like scooting forward a bit
让我惊诧不已
And it’s actually making it feel so weird
当时我的反应是这样的 “你这样嗯……这样做很奇怪”
cause I’m just like “What are you doing like um…like this is weird…?”
更不要说
And not to mention
我的女朋友和她的男朋友
my girlfriend and her boyfriend are literally
就在我们旁边
right next to each other from next to us
我真的觉得非常尴尬
and like it’s just super awkward because I’m like …you’re like
你可以退后一点 因为你靠得太近了
“You’re like back off a bit, because you get really close.”
好吧 然后她就这样……
But then she was like…ok
她就靠得离我非常非常近 就像这样
She got really really close like really close to me, and like
我不会说谎 好吧 我觉得她在企图摸……摸我身上一些隐秘的部位
I’m not gonna lie, I thought she was trying to touch…touch me in some weird places,okay
摸到了那个地方的时候
Got to that point
她就露出了那样的眼神
Her eyes was like…
好吧 非常奇怪 我只想离她远点
Ok, this is weird. And I just kinda moved away I’m like
哟 我们还会……还会做别的事吗
Yo, can we like…Do something else, like…
这真的是非常尴尬 好吗
This is pretty awkward, ok?
不知道该说什么 所以我什么都没说
I’m…nothing was said though, I didn’t say anything
她也没说什么 所以我干脆什么都不说
She didn’t say anything, I didn’t say anything at all
因为我们都有点那个……
after because we’re somelike
哟 天哪 她企图摸我
Yo, she tried to touch me man
但不管怎样 这事再也没有发生过 就在我们断绝来往时间里
But…like…either way like this, this never happened again And this actually shortly after we stopped talking to her
她跟她男朋友分手了
cause she was just again, actually her and her and the boyfriend broke up
好像这事并没有妨碍到我们 因为
And it was like we didn’t ever interrupt again because
根本没必要 这样简直太爽
We don’t have to, it’s the greatest thing ever
不用说 这样的场面真是非常的尴尬
But needless to say, was such a…it was a very odd situation
我敢说 这件事真是史无前例 绝无仅有的
never happened again, never happened before, I should say
我们是什么关系吧 我们……我们真的不算亲密
And, like again, our history was we were…we were inexactly get along
各位看官 总之 这是我遇到的尴尬的事
But anyways, guys. That’s my awkward story
感谢观看和倾听
Thanks again for taking the time to watch and listen
我这个尴尬的故事 希望你们真的喜欢
to this awkward story, hope you guys did enjoy it
要在下面的评论区发表你的看法哦
Be sure to leave a comment in the comment section below
你有类似的经历吗 或者
Do you have a similar experience or
想说说你遇到过的奇葩的事
do you just have a crazy story want to tell
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Leaving the comments could get featured
当然如果你刚知道这个栏目 欢迎订阅本栏目了解更多的内容
And of course you know if you’re new to the channel feel free to subscribe for more great content
观众们 感谢你们的收看 咱们下期节目见
Alright guys, thank you so much for watching and I will see you in the next video
再见
See you later

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你碰到过的最尴尬的事是什么?故事的主人公遇到的最尴尬的事就是被女性骚扰,该不该称得上是性骚扰呢……

听录译者

Uproar

翻译译者

Nacy廖

审核员

Julia

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