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人类历史博物馆:疫苗

Museum of Human History: Vaccinations

今天的人类历史课程上
today in human history
我们将会向你们展示疫苗
I’m gonna show you our exhibit on vaccinations
我认为你说的是假期
I think you mean vacations
不 但是假期是为什么人类需要疫苗的原因
No, but vacations were why some humans needed vaccinations
我有点困惑
I’m confused
我不在乎
I don’t care
我们都知道
as we all know
人脏兮兮的皮肤上充满了细菌
Humans were dirty disgusting skin bags filled with germs
真恶心
Gross
但是由于疫苗的发明
but through the invention of vaccines
人能够消灭致命疾病
humans were able to eradicate deadly diseases
比如 天花 小儿麻痹症和麻疹
like smallpox,polio and measles,
并拯救了几百万生命
and save millions of lives in the process
那听起来不错
that sounds like a good idea
是的 是的 是的 它们有一些科学成果
yeah ,yeah, yeah, they had a few science evolution
人权 玉米卷饼 但他们从不
human rights ,tacos ,but never ones to be
满足任何科学或事物的进步
satisfied with scientific progress or progress of any kind
一些非常愚蠢的怀疑论者开始抵制接种疫苗
a group of very dumb and very skeptical humans formed the anti-vaccination movement
谴责接种疫苗造成健康问题
who blame vaccinations for health problems
例如自闭症 癌症 等
such as autism cancer and BUTT STUFF
他们是医生吗?
were they doctors
不 他们的发现大部分是基于
nope their findings were mostly based on what
我们常说的没有证据
we like to call no evidence
但是 这并不能阻止他们对别人洗脑
but that did not stop them from brainwashing people
并且最终造成终极瘟疫
and eventually bringing on the final plague
人如此聪明 而它们怎么会如此愚蠢的
how could human to be so smart it’s so dumb
伟大的哲学家汤姆·汉克斯曾经指出
Well ,as Tom Hanks the great philosopher once put it
愚蠢的人做愚蠢的事 休斯敦 我们有麻烦了
stupid is as stupid doeshouston we have a problem
—什么?—终极的瘟疫不是通过别的传播
what the final plague was spread by none
正是通过抗疫苗运动的领导安德鲁·维克菲尔德
other than Andrew Wakefield the leaderof the anti-vaccination movement that’s
那是阿呐尔·华夫 欧 看
anal waffle oh look
他的确是阿呐尔·华夫 最后
at that it does well this anal waffle ended up
他感染了多种疾病 其实这个病容易被疫苗和药治疗
contracting a combination of diseasesthat would have been easily treatable
但他蠢到不用这种方法治疗
with vaccines and medicine but he was too
最终 他把这个疾病
dumb to take them so he spread the
传染给他的跟随者 他们都变成了
infection to his followers and they all turned
渴望人脑的僵尸
into zombies who thirst for human
因为他们没有任何脑子
brains because they didn’t have any
他们把愚蠢传染给了全世界人
and they infected people with their stupidity all around the world
直到他们死 因为他们忘了怎样呼吸
until they all died because they forgot how to breathe
结束
the end
人类没有幸福结局吗?没有 继续
does humanity ever have a happy ending nope moving on

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这个视频介绍了疫苗的作用,批判了抵制疫苗的行为

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