Today in human history,I’m gonna show you our exhibit on Casinos.
The place where human dreams went to die.
Didn’t you say the same thing about Florida?
You bet I did!
[high pitched screaming]
Casinos were facilities that humans built for gambling.
Humans would wager money on games of chance
and if they won, they received more money.
Oh, and what were the chances of them winning?
They mostly lost.
So like, only rich people gambled then?
In fact, the majority of gamblers came from the poorest communities.
Why would they throw the little money they had away like that?
好吧 就如同20世纪著名说唱歌手Method Man唱的：
Well, like the famous 20th century poet,
Method Man, once said, “Cash rules everything around me, cream,
“get the money, dolla dolla bill y’all.”
I don’t get it.
Casinos eventually turned the most desperate humans into gambling addicts.
What’s a gambling addict?
Humans who gambled so much they became sick
and started coughing up money.
一切都变得更糟糕 最终 他们变成了俄罗斯人(莽夫)
It got so bad they eventually morphed into Russians
and placed bets to see if they could shoot themselves in the head with a loaded gun.
Can anyone tell me where the largest number of casinos were located?
You got it!
Fun fact, many of the casinos in America
were owned by Native Americans.
Well, it was the American government’s way of saying
“抱歉 我们拿走了你们的土地 还残杀了你们大部分的同胞”的一种(补偿)方式
“Sorry we took your land and killed most of your people.”
最后 像字面意思一样 还是实际上
What ended up, like literally, like actually,
like really happening to like, the casinos?
好吧 虽然在灾难过后 金钱显得微不足道
Well, money became meaningless after the apocalypse,
but gambling never went out of style.
Casinos continued to flourish
and gambling was used to suss out who was gonna run tribes of surviving humans
by betting on everything from mutant cat fights to pin the tail on the leper,
but like any game of chance the house always won.
Meaning they died horrible deaths?