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《合金装备 5》动画恶搞

MGS V: The Fulton Pain (MGS 5: The Phantom Pain parody)

-老大
-Boss.
-怎……怎……怎么了?
-Wha….what…..What?
-我们快到欧米茄营地了 准备渗透
-We are approaching Camp Omega, prepare for infiltration.
-嗯 好……明白了
-Uhm…yeah…roger that.
不不……不不不!!!!
No no no…no no no no no!!!!
让你……
Kept you….
让你……让你……让你久等了??
KEPT YOU…KEPT YOU…kept you waiting uh??..
-老大……你还好吗?
-Boss…are you okay?
-啊……我很好……
-Oh…i’m doing GREAT..
你为了这个任务半夜叫醒我……
You woke me up in the middle of the night for this mission…
我就被一块海上的岩石刺到了额头!
and i just got a piece of sea rock stuck in my forehead!
让我休息一下!
…give me a f**king break…!
-你的任务是救援所有的囚犯
-Your mission is to rescue all the prisoners…
我这就发送确切位置到你的手持式任务终端机(IDroid)上
I’m sending you the exact location on your iDroid device.
-什么???又更新???
-WHAT??? Updating again???
拜托!这都是今天的第三次了!
Come on! It’s the THIRD time today!
啊 去死吧 我没时间管这个狗屎了……
Ah f**k it, i don’t have time for this s*it!…
-不用担心地图问题 跟着我的指挥 我就会带你到主楼去
-Don’t worry about the map, follow my instructions and i will guide you to the main building.
-ok 我进到营地里边了
-Ok. I’m inside the perimeter.
嗯……听好
Uh…listen.
我真的应该睡睡了……
I should really get some sleep…
这里有他们的栅栏……也许我能
They have barracks here….maybe i can
-最后一次老大!现在没有时间休息了!
-For the last time Boss! There is no time for taking naps now!
这是一个国家安全问题!
It’s a matter of national security!…
-……好吧!
-….fine!
-小心探照灯……如果他们看到你
-Watch out for the spotlights…and if they see you..
使用动作按钮来闪开到地上
use the action button to drop on the ground.
-明白了!
-Gotcha!
该死
DAMN IT!
-啊……真危险啊!
-Huh…..that was close!…
好了老大 你可以继续了
Ok Boss, you can proceed.
老大
Boss.
老大!
Boss!…
快回话
Respond!
老……大!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!!!!!
-我们应该杀了他吗?
-Should we kill him?..
-嗯……
-Naaah….
-老大 我们很失望你在古巴失败了
-We were very disappointed about your fail in Cuba, Boss…
但我依然相信你!
But i still got faith in you!
你很幸运鲨鱼没有吃掉你身体的其他部分!
You are lucky that shark didn’t eat other parts of your body….!
很欢迎来到阿富汗!
Welcome to Afghanistan!
你在这的任务很简单
Your mission here is quite simple…
从苏联那找到并救出米勒
Locate and rescue Miller from the soviets.
都清楚了吗?
Is that clear?
–在兵工厂里你有了新的工具
-You have a new tool in your arsenal…
富尔顿回收系统
The Fulton Recovery System.
你可以使用它来回收资源
You can use it to retrieve resources.
小心的使用它 因为它非常非常的昂贵
Use it with parsimony since it’s very, very expensive for us.
-ok 肉卷
-Ok Taco.
什么???
WHAT???!
我……我是说奥塔肯
I…i mean….oTACOn…
哦…虎猫
uh…..O…o..Ocelot……
虎猫?
…Ocelot?
虎猫
Ocelot.
够了!!!
ENOUGH!!!!
他们说你是战场上的英雄
They say that you are a hero on the battlefield…
这次别让我失望
Don’t let me down this time…
现在去吧!
NOW GO!
让传奇死而复生吧!!!
Let the legend come back to life!!!
感谢上帝他们依然生产了这些
Thank god they still make these….
-总部……我到位了
-H.Q….i’m in position.
-米勒被关在那个建筑的二层但是守卫在那个区域巡逻
-Miller is held on the second floor of that building but the guards petrolling the area
现在太活跃了
are too active right now…
你可以用你的幻影雪茄让时间过得更快
You can use your phantom cigar to make time pass faster…
使用黑夜作为你的战术优势
using the darkness as your tactical advantage.
-听起来是个好主意 这个怎么用呢?
-Sounds like a good idea. How does it work?
-这是秘密……我只能说的是
-That’s a secret….all we can say is that it’s equipped
它装备有厄瓜多尔小姐
with a miniaturized Ecuadorian lady…
-好的 咱们来上一颗
-All right…let’s give it a shot.
-总部 开始渗透 没有看到守卫
-H.Q….beginning the infiltration, no guards in sight.
什么鬼?
WHAT THE HELL???
总部回话
H.Q, respond!
总部?
H.Q!??
啊……总部?
uh…..H.Q?….
-老大?是你吗?
-BOSS??? Is that you???!??
老大?
BOSS?
-是我 准备出发
-Yes, ready to roll.
-我们以为你死了
-We thought you were DEAD!
米勒被杀了而且苏联人离开阿富汗了
Miller was killed and the soviets left Afghanistan!
你抽了那个雪茄多久?
HOW LONG did you smoke that cigar????
额……
……UUUUHH
-嘿
-HEY!
胡子不错 小灵通!!!
NICE BEARD, HIPSTER!!!!
-这是你最对的机会老大……别搞砸了
-This is your last chance Boss….don’t screw this up….
我们得到情报一个很有价值的贵宾在这个基地关押了人质
We got intel of a very valuable v.i.p. held hostage in this base.
他的目的不详 出发吧 使用富尔顿系统把他救出来
His identiy is unknown. Go and rescue him using the Fulton system.
-别担心总部 这次肯定没问题
-Don’t worry H.Q, nothing can go wroing this time.
-我们希望是 但是我们不能冒任何的风险
-We hope so….but we cannot take any risks…
所以我们给你找了个搭档
so we sent you a partner.
耶稣?
JESUS?
-什么?不是!她叫安静
-WHAT!?? No! Her name is Quiet.
她是训练有素的狙击手
She’s a highly trained sniper.
总部离线
H.Q out.
所以……嗯……不能说话是吧?
So…..a-hem….can’t talk huh?…
好吧 咱们来看看
All right…let’s see…
你从这边走之后从小山上支援我
You will go this way…and cover me from the hill
我走右边的这个路线
I’ll take this route on the right…
等等
…wait….
怎么?
what the?….
嘿!!
HEY!!!
这些游戏设计师需要冷静一点!!!
These game designers need to chill out a little bit!!!
无论如何 该出发了
Anyway….time to go now.
啊!嘿
Oh! And….hey…
最后一件事
One last thing…
别出声!!
BE QUIET!!!
-别动!
-FREEZE!!! -FREEZE!!!
对不起!对不起!
I’M SORRY!!!!!! I’M SORRY!!!
我很对不起!!!
I’M SOOOOO SORRY!!!!!
-老大 等一下
-Boss wait….
你正在进入“无弯区”
You are approaching a “no flexing zone”
没有合适的装备你不能继续前进 所以和你的胸肌说再见吧
You cannot proceed without a proper equipment…so…say goodbye to your pecs for now…
-一会见小家伙
-See you later little fella…
有一天你会像我一样强壮
One day you’ll be strong like me…
-恶心!!
-Disgusting!!!…
-我们给你空投了装备 但是记着 从现在开始 你只能靠自己了
-We are sending your gear by airdrop but remember, from this point on, you are on your own.
-嗯……请再发一个?
-Uhmmmm……send another one please?…
好的……就是这个
Yup…that’s………that’s the one.
嗯……我看到很多的守卫 我建议你使用近身格斗术(Close Quarters Combat)把他们一次拿下
Mmh…..i see many patrols in the area…i suggest using C.Q.C to take them down one at a time.
-搞定了
-DONE.
-该死 老大!!你现在只有一个富尔顿了!!!
-DAMN IT BOSS!!!! You only have one Fulton left!!!!
别浪费了否则你就不能拯救目标了
Don’t waste it or you will not be able to rescue the target!!!!
-啊 我的错!
-WHOOPS…….my bad….!
-(天哪到底是谁雇了这个白痴)
-(Jesus Christ who f**king hired this IDIOT!…)
-这是个大boss……你也许想用你的充气诱饵来分散他的注意力
-That’s a big one….you might wanna use your inflatable decoy to distract him.
-好的!
-All right!
-我玩游戏太老了……现在来吧
-I’m too old for playing games…..c’mon now!…
-看我的胸肌!
-Look at my pecs!
-看我的胸肌!
-Look at my pecs!
-安静……
-Quiet…
-我需要你和我同步射击把这两个警卫干掉
-I’m gonna need your help for taking down these two guards with a synchronized shot.
-当我没说
-NEVERMIND!
嗯?
Uhm?
-总部 人质安全了
-H.Q. I have the hostage secured.
-好的 现在辨别目标之后继续回收
-Good, now identify the target and proceed with the extraction!
嗯?
Uhm?
-老大那是什么声音?
-What was that sound Boss???
– 没什么 一只野狗罢了
– Nothing. Just a wild animal.
继续回收中
Proceeding with the extraction now.
-老大快点!直升机在等你了!
-Boss hurry up! The chopper is waiting!…
用你最后的富尔顿!
Use your last Fulton!
我们快没时间了
We are running out of time!
快点老大!你还在等什么???
COME ON BOSS!!!! What are you waiting for!???
-嗨!嗯……我是你的脑残粉 但是 嗯……
-HEY! A-hem….uhm….BIG FAN but….uh…..
该走了!!!
Gotta go!!!….
-老大!!!犯人在哪?
-BOSS!!!!!! Where’s the prisoner!!!??
-嗯……很不幸
-Uhm……..unfortunately…..
他没能活过来
…he didn’t make it….
-那么为什么有一只狼在母基地上 怎么回事?
-Then WHY there’s a wolf in mother base, HUH????
-呃……好吧老兄 看好的一面!
-Uuuuuhm……well, look at the bright side man!..
我们还有那只在阿富汗搞回来的羊
We still have that sheep that i got back in Afghanistan….
对吧???
RIGHT???…
*痛苦的咆哮*
*grunts in pain*
-嗯!……我应该更经常地做这种事
-Uhm!….I should do this kind of stuff WAY more often!!!
-嗯?
-Uhm??
-贱人
-Bitch.

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恶搞合金装备的视频,非常搞笑。讲述了主角的几次任务经理,每次都有很大的笑点。

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYTIBGfaoc

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