穆里尼奥
MOURINHO
约翰-毕晓普
BISHOP
冷笑话对决
BAD JOKE BATTLE
谁会先被逗笑？
WHO WILL LAUGH FIRST?
大猫为什么在赛跑比赛中被取消了资格？
Why was the big cat disqualified fromthe race?
因为它是猎豹！[cheetah谐音cheater，作弊者]
Cause it was a cheetah!
登山者给自己的孩子取什么名字？
What did the mountain climber name his son?
Cliff [悬崖]
Cliff.
它始于葡萄牙 后来去了伦敦[穆里尼奥是葡萄牙人 2004年就任英超切尔西主教练]
What started in Portugal, went to London,
非常成功 现在在曼彻斯特[2016年5月 穆里尼奥就任曼联主教练]
was very successful, and now isin Manchester?
Nando’s 炸鸡店
Nando’s.
没有腿的羊叫什么？[笑]
What do you call a sheep with no legs? [Laugh]
没有腿的羊！
A sheep with no legs!
毕晓普 获胜
BISHOP WINS
哈哈哈哈！
Hahahaha!
那是云！[笑]
A cloud! [Laugh]
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