So, you know, one day, my mom picks me and my little sister up from school.
We are by Dairy Queen,
and my mom says, “Guess what?” And I’m like, “What?”
She says, “You’re gonna meet the First Lady.”
And I’m like, “Wait, what? This a joke, right? Are you serious?”
You know, this was back then when Barack Obama was the president.
So then I was like, “This is a joke, right?”
And then she shows me on her phone that
me and, like, ten or sixteen other students were chosen to meet Michelle Obama
and I was like, “Oh my gosh, this for real.”
The following Tuesday, I show up to my school
and there were policemen, guard dogs,
and I think there were even some body guards inside.
The class were in
and I was like, “Oh my gosh, they were serious,
we are gonna meet Michelle Obama.It was insane.
The next thing you know, the First Lady arrives.
There were even more guards and lots of cameramen
and I was like, “Oh my gosh, I’m gonna be on TV.”
During this particular time
I did have a bad haircut and I had glasses
and my acne was kind of sort of rough.
I tried to brush it off
because, you know, I’m gonna meet the First Lady.
The next thing you know, Al Roker walks in.
He’s like, “Introducing, Miss Michelle Obama!”
And oh my gosh, she was so gorgeous, she was so beautiful.
噢 我的天哪 她太美了 好漂亮
She’s like, “Hey everybody, you know, I’m here to,
她说：“嘿 大家好 我来这儿是为了
you know, spread awareness about eating healthy.”
You know, she’s just talking.
As she’s speaking, you know, we’re all just staring at her,
I’m staring at her, everyone’s staring at her.
The cameras are just all on her, you know.
So the next thing you know, we leave the green house
– you know we were in the green house, by the way
she puts her hand on my right shoulder as we walking,
I’m just freaking out, I’m screaming like
“Oh my gosh, she put her hand on my right shoulder!”
After that, you know, she was talking to everybody else,
And you know, just kind of, just not looking at me, just ignoring me.
All of a sudden, I start to feel mad.
She just wasn’t paying attention to me.
So you know, I’m not even participating anything anymore.
I’m just staking the grass in the dirt, I’m just angry.
So the next thing you know, it’s time for lunch.
I’m just messing around my food,
I’m just slamming the food inside other food,
I’m just mashing everything together.
Because, you know, Michelle Obama’s, you know, still not paying attention to me.
She’s just walking around, just talking to other people.
Then the next thing you know, Michelle Obama, she has to leave.
She says:”Oh, thank y’all for having me,
thank y’all for just appreciating me being here
and I love y’all.Have a great time.”
So you know, my parents are coming to pick me up,
but I have this angry look on my face,
and they’re like, “What’s wrong?”
And I said,”Michelle Obama just wasn’t really paying that much attention to me.”
And they get mad. They’re like shouting at me,
they’re like, “Walter, how could you get mad?
You met the First Lady!
You got a rare opportunity,
like are you kidding me Walter?”
They’re yelling at me,
my sister’s just looking around like, “What the heck?”
And I’m just crying my eyes out
and they say if see me frowning, you know, on TV
– because it was gonna be on TV ,
I was gonna be severely punished
So, you know, I’m doing punishment,
I’m taking out the trash, I’m doing the dishes,
and I just walk into my parents room.
And they’re trying to see if I’m frowning or not
and of course, there I am on TV,
my almost bald head and my glasses, and I just look so bad.
近乎秃顶的脑袋 戴着眼镜 我看起来很不高兴
“Oh my gosh, I’m just so ashamed.”
Then I quickly go Google myself
and yep, there I am on Google,
my almost bald head and my glasses.
So you know after I’m still doing chores,
my parents come up and they’re like,
“We’re sorry we yelled at you Walter,
but we just want you to understand how rare of opportunity you got.
Do you realize how many people want to meet her,
all the billions and billions of kids who want to meet her?”
So oh my gosh, I feel even more ashamed,
and you know I’m so sorry Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Al Roker
I love y’all so much,
and if y’all are watching this, I’m so sorry.
Do not take anything for granted
cuz I got a rare opportunity and I behaved like a brat
and I’m sorry ya’ll.