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我只是吐槽学校系统!

I JUST SUED THE SCHOOL SYSTEM !!!

爱因斯坦曾经说过
Albert Einstein once said,
每个人都是天才
everybody is a genius.
但是如果你以爬树能力来评判一条鱼
But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,
这条鱼终其一生都会认为自己是个笨蛋
it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
陪审团的女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
今天接受审判的是现代教育
today on trial we have modern day schooling.
很高兴你们能来
Glad you could come.
现代教育不只让鱼爬树
Not only does he make fish climb trees,
还让它们从树上爬下来
but also makes them climb down
并且跑十英里
and do a ten-mile run.
告诉我 学校 你为你所做过的事情感到自豪吗
Tell me school, are you proud of the things you’ve done?
把成千上万的人变成机器人 你觉得那样很有趣吗
Turning millions of people into robots, do you find that fun?
你知道有多少孩子像那条鱼一样
Do you realize how many kids relate to that fish?
在班级力争上游 总找不到自己的天赋所在
Swimming upstream in class.Never finding their gifts.
觉得自己是个笨蛋 觉得自己很没用
Thinking they are stupid.Believing they are useless.
但是现在时候到了 不要再找借口了
But the time is come, no more excuses.
我要求学校出庭 控告他扼杀创造力
I call school to the stand and accuse him of killing creativity,
个性以及浪费才能
individuality and being intellectually abusive.
他是一个古老且已过时的制度
He is an ancient institution that has outlived of his usage.
所以法官大人 我的开庭陈述结束
So your honor.This concludes my opening statement.
如果我能出示我方的证据 我将证明我的观点
And if I may present the evidence of my case, I will prove it.
-继续-物证A 这是一个现代手机 大家都认识吧
– Proceed.- Exhibit A.Here’s a modern day phone, recognize it?
这是一部150年前的手机 相差很大 对吧
Here’s a phone from a hundred and fifty years ago.Big difference, right?
跟着我继续 这是一辆现代的汽车
Stay with me.Here’s a car from today.
这是一辆150年前的汽车
And here’s a car from a hundred and fifty years ago.
相差很大 对吧 好的 知道了
Big difference, right? Well, get this.
这是一间现代的教室
Here’s a classroom of today
这是一间150年前我们使用的教室
and here’s a class we used one hundred and fifty years ago.
现在 是不是觉得羞愧
Now, ain’t that a shame?
虽然经过了一个多世纪 但是一切都没有改变
In literally more than a century, nothing has changed.
然而你却宣称这样培养学生是为了未来做准备
Yet you claim to prepare students for the future?
但面对这种证据 我必须要问
But with evidence like that I must ask,
你是为了未来培养学生 还是为了过去?
do you prepare students for the future, or the past?
我对你做了一个背景调查 记录显示
I did a background check on you and let the record show that
你们是为了训练人们在工厂工作而存在
you were made to train people to work in factories,
这就解释了为什么你让学生干净整洁 整齐划一
which explains why you put students in straight rows, nice and neat,
让他们安静地坐着 如果想说话就要举手
tell them sit still, raise your hand if you wanna speak.
给他们短暂的休息时间吃东西
Give them a short break to eat,
每天用八个小时告诉他们思考什么
and for eight hours a day tell them what to think,
噢 让他们为得到A竞争
Oh, make them compete to get an A.
A是一个决定产品质量的字母
A letter which determines product quality.
因此 A等级的肉 我知道了
Hence, grade A of meat.I get it.
那个时代不同于今天 它已经过去了
Back then times were different. We all have a past.
而且我自己也不是甘地
And myself ain’t no Gandhi.
但是今天我们不需要制造毫无生气的行尸走肉
But today we don’t need to make robots, zombies.
世界仍会发展、进步
The world has progressed.
今天我们需要的是能进行创造性思考
And now we need people who think creatively,
创新性思考、拥有批判性思维、独立思考的人
innovatively, critically, independently with the ability to connect.
所有科学家都会告诉我们世界上没有两个完全相同的大脑
See every scientist will tell you that no two brains are the same.
所有有两个或更多孩子的父母都会证实这一说法
And every parent with two or more children would confirm that claim.
所以请说明为什么你使学生变得像
So please explain why you treat students like
饼干模子或者后扣帽
cookie cutter frames or snapback hats.
给他们这种“一刀切”的垃圾教育
Giving them this one size fits all crap.
注意你的用语 抱歉法官大人
Watch your language.Sorry your honor.
但如果一名医生给他所有的病人开同样的药
But if a doctor prescribes the exact same medicine to all of his patients,
结果会是灾难性的 无数人会生病
the results would be tragic.So many people would get sick.
然而 当谈到学校时 这种情况恰恰发生了 这种教育弊端已经暴露
Yet when it comes to school, this is exactly what happens, this educational malpractice.
二十个学生面前站着一个老师
Where one teacher stands in front of twenty kids,
而他们每个人都有着互异的优势、个人的需求、不同的天赋、不一样的梦想
each one having different strengths, different needs, different gifts, different dreams.
但是你却用同样的方法教他们同样的东西?那太可怕了
And you teach the same thing, the same way?That’s horrific.
女士们先生们 被告不应该被无罪释放
Ladies and gentlemen the defendant should not be acquitted.
这可能是迄今为止最严重的犯罪行为之一
This may be one of the worst criminal offenses, ever, to be committed.
让我们谈谈你对待员工的方式
And let’s mention the ways you treat your employees.
反对驳回 听他说
– Objection.- Overruled.I wanna hear this.
真令人惭愧 我的意思是老师有着世上最重要的工作
It’s a shame.I mean teachers have the most important job on the planet.
然而 为什么他们的报酬那么低?
Yet, they are under-paid?
难怪那么多学生变得一无所长
No wonder so many students are short changed.
说实话 老师应该获得和医生一样多的报酬
Let’s be honest.Teachers should earn just as much as doctors,
因为医生可以通过心脏手术去拯救一个孩子的生命
because a doctor can do heart surgery and save the life of a kid,
但是一个伟大的老师却能触及那孩子的心
but a great teacher can reach the heart of that kid
并且让他活出真正的人生
and allow him to truly live.
看 老师是常常被指责的英雄 但他们不是问题所在
See.Teachers are heroes that often get blamed.But they are not the problem.
他们的工作环境让他们别无选择 也无力改变
They work in a system without many options or rights.
课程由政策制定者制定 但其中的大部分人
Curriculums are created by policy makers,most of which
他们从来没有教过一天课
have never taught a day in their life.
他们只是痴迷于标准化测试
Just obsessed with standardized test, they think bubbling in
他们认为做选择题就能决定人的成功
a multiple choice question will determine success.
真是匪夷所思 事实上 这些测试粗糙到无法使用
That’s outlandish.In fact, these tests are too crude to be used,
应该被放弃 我的话你可能不相信
and should be abandoned, but don’t take my word for it.
但请相信Frederick J. Kelly 就是他发明了标准化测试
Take Frederick J. Kelly, the man who invented standardized testing.
我引用他说的这句 “这些测试粗糙到无法使用
Who said and I quote: “These tests are too crude to be used,
并且应该被放弃”
and should be abandoned.”
陪审团的女士们先生们
Ladies and gentemen of the jury,
如果我们继续这样下去 结果将是致命的
if we continue down this road, the results will be lethal.
我对学校没有抱有太多信心 但我对人有信心
I don’t have much faith in school, but I do have faith in people.
如果我们能定制医保、汽车和脸谱网页面
And if we can customize health care, cars and Facebook pages,
同样我们也有责任对教育这样做
then it is our duty to do the same for education to
去改变 去优化它 废除那校园精神
upgrade it, change it, do away with school spirit.
因为那种精神没有用 除非我们努力
Cause that’s useless, unless we’re working to bring
让每一个学生的灵魂得到解放
the spirit out of each and every student.
这应该是我们的任务
That should be our task.
不再有共同的灵魂
No more common core.
相反 让我们触及每一个班的每一个灵魂
Instead, let’s reach the core of every heart in every class.
数学当然重要 但艺术和舞蹈也很重要
Sure math is important, but no more than art or dance.
让我们给每一种天赋均等的机会 我知道这听起来像一个梦
Let’s give every gift an equal chance.I know this sounds like a dream,
但芬兰正在做这些令人印象深刻的事情
but countries like Finland are doing impressive things.
他们的上学时间更短
They have shorter school days.
老师有丰厚的薪水
Teachers make a decent wage.
不存在家庭作业 师生专注于合作而不是竞争
Homework is nonexistent and they focus on collaboration instead of competition.
但让我们惊讶的是
But here’s the kicker, boys and girls,
他们的教育系统比世界上任何一个国家的都要出色
their educational system outperforms every other country in the world.
其他国家如新加坡 也迅速取得成功
Other places like Singapore, succeeding rapidly.
还有蒙特梭利学校 再比如可汗学院计划也取得了成功虽然没有单一的解决方案
Schools like Montessori.Programs like Khan Academy.There is no single solution.
但是我们要行动起来 因为学生虽然只占我们人口的20%
But let’s get moving.Because, while students maybe 20% of our population,
却是我们未来的全部
they are 100% of our future.
因此让我们关注他们的梦想
So let’s attend to their dreams and there is
给所有梦想一个机会
no telling what we are gonna achieve.
我相信会有一个这样的世界
This is a world in which I believe,
鱼儿不再被迫去爬树
a world where fish are no longer forced to climb trees.
我的话说完了[掌声 欢呼声]
I rest my case.[applause and cheers]
[掌声 欢呼声]
[applause and cheers]
嗨 大家好 我的名字是Prince Ea
Hey, guys.My name is Prince Ea.
我想说非常感谢你观看我的视频
And I wanna say thank you so much for watching my video.
但现在 我想知道你们的想法
But now, I want to know what you think.
关于我们如何才能共同创造一个更高效 更有用
How can we together create a more efficient, effective
更美好的未来教育
and just better future of learning.
我希望你能去neste.com/preorderthefuture
I want to you to visit neste.com/preorderthefuture.
分享你对这个话题的想法和主意 再见
And share your thoughts and ideas on the topic.Peace.

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视频概述

应试教育并不只在我国存在,现在来看看国外演说家对应试教育的看法

听录译者

DiannaL

翻译译者

守夜人

审核员

审核员E

视频来源

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTTojTija8

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