花生 练习进行得怎么样了？
So peanut, how’s the practicing going?
练习吧 还不错
Well the practicing is going fine,
但跟沃尔特关在一间厕所里
but being caught in a bathroom with Walter
数小时……不好！
for however many hours…not good!
-不好啊？-他态度很差
-No?-He has a poor attitude,
而且练到字母M的时候 他放屁
and on the letter “M”, he had gas.
-我同情你-无所谓啦
-I’m sorry to hear that.-Whatever.
第五课：字母P
现在我们讲下一个字母
Now we’re onto our next letter.
下一个高难度字母？
The next difficult letter?
-你看过书了吗？-看了
-Did you look in your book?-Yup.
-是什么字母？-呃 P
-What is it?-Uh, P.
-是P-没错
-It’s P.-Yes.
-P-P
-P.-P.
好 现在你能给P想到
OK, now, can you think of a substitute letter
一个替代字母或一个替代声音吗？
or a substitute sound for the letter P?
我挺确定是T
I’m pretty sure it’s T.
答对了 所以 同样地
That’s right, so, same drill.
对 念T想P
Right, say T think P.
-反覆重复-好 什么句子？
-Over and over.-Right, what’s the sentence?
句子就是：
The sentence is:
-Please put the piccolo in your pocket.-什么？！
-Please put the piccolo in your pocket.-What?!
Please put the piccolo in your pocket.
Please put the piccolo in your pocket.
好吧 我没有短笛
OK, well, I don’t have a piccolo
我也没有口袋
and I don’t have a pocket,
但我可以说你的蠢句子 伙计
but I can say your dumb sentence, dude.
好啊 试试看
Alright, try it.
好！双唇微张
OK! Lips slightly apart,
牙齿微微贴近 试试看啊
teeth lightly together, here we go.
Tlease tut the ticcolo in your tocket.
Tlease tut the ticcolo in your tocket.
-我知道-你需要练习
-I know.-You need practice.
-很多-嗯哼…
-A lot.-Uhmm…
-多久？-20分钟
-How long?-20 minutes.
20分钟 说T想P
20 minutes, saying T thinking P.
Please put the ticcolo in your tocket.
Please put the ticcolo in your tocket.
没有人说得出啊！
No one can say that!
-什么？-Please put the piccolo in your pocket.
-What?-Please put the piccolo in your pocket.
或者Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Or Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
没有人可以……喔！
No one can… Oh!
行了 行了 你厉害 我们知道了
OK, yeah, yeah, you’re good, we get it.
-继续练习-20分钟
-Keep practicing.-20 minutes.
我们会回来的
We’ll be back.
安静！我杀了你！
SILENCE! I KILL YOU!