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研究下日本的厕所

Figuring out a Japanese Toilet

Where I’m from之日本马桶是什么样的
Where I’m from, this is what Japanese toilets are like.
知道为什么顶部有个水龙头么?
OK, so why is there a tap on the top?
如果你要冲马桶
So, if you flush it,
水会流出来
Flush it, and the water goes,
水出来了!
and the water comes out!
我们可以在这里洗手
So we can wash our hands,
然后走到这里擦手
And then when you go here, you just wipe you hands.
有时候这里会放着肥皂
But sometimes you put soap here.
真的吗?你曾经看到过有人在这里放肥皂吗?
Really? Have you seen somebody put soap there before?
没错 有人会在这里放肥皂 所以你可以在这里洗好手 然后就可以走了
Yeah, somebody put soap here, so then you could just wash it here and just go.
那么 把手处的这些字符是什么意思呢?
So what are those characters on the handle?
如果你往前扳 这个表示”大” 冲粑粑的
This means, if you go up like this ,this means ‘poo’ or ‘big’
这个符号表示”小” 冲尿尿的
And this character means ‘small’, so it’s like ‘pee’
你只要往后扳
And then you just go like this
如果你按这里的某个按钮
If you push a button somewhere,
这个座圈就会加热
Actually, the seat warms up.
现在是热的吗?
Is it warm right now?
是的!
Yeah!
那么你的屁股会是热的
So your bum will be warm
你就会像这样”啊~”
You go: ‘Ahhh’
那么 这个按钮
So this button,
水会喷出来清洗你的私处
sprays the water into your private parts to clean it.
这个按钮 水会喷出来清洗屁屁
And this one will spray the water, inside your bum to clean it.
如果你拉了粑粑
Like, if you had a poo.
这个是停止按钮
And then this one is the stop button.
按了后 水压会很低
This means it’s very low, the power of the water
这是高水压 会
And this is very high, going:
“唰”的喷出来
‘SHISHUISH!’
然后这个按钮会
And this one goes:
“唰” 很温和的
‘Shaash…’ Like that.
这可能会嗖的碰出来
This might spray out and go: ‘Swoosh’
“我们要洗屁屁了”!
‘Let’s wash our bum!’
这是洗私处的…
That’s for private parts…
没反应?
It won’t wash it?
哦 等下!
Oh wait!
试试洗屁股
Try washing your bum.
哦!
Oh!
我觉得它知道你没坐在上面
It knows you’re not there I think.
它喷出去又喷回来
It pops out and pops back in.
我们要做得比这个马桶聪明(让马桶觉得有人坐在上面)
We gotta be smarter than this toilet here…
凑近一点 也许可以看到一些东西…
Put your face in front of it, maybe it need to look at something…
哦 好了!
Oh there we go!
“尖叫”!
‘Shriek!’
哈 它知道你在这里!
Hah, it knows you’re there!
额 好吧 我想如果你…
Uh, OK, I think if you…
手?
Hands?
没错 得有些重量在上面
Yeah, you have to put some weight on it.
好了 开始吧!
OK, there we go!
出来了!
It’s coming out!
“尖叫”!
‘Shriek!’
快来看 水喷出来了
Look there it is, it’s spraying!
快过来…
Going back in…
哈哈!
‘Haha!’
你以前试过用这个洗屁屁吗?
Have you ever washed your bum with it before?
没有…
No…
你想要试试这个清洗器么?
You’re going to test out the sprayer?
不!我不要…
No! I don’t want to…
我装作听不懂的样子
‘I’ll just fake it!’
这是我爸爸 他要尝试下”屁股清洗器”
So this is my dad, and he is going to test ‘The Bum Sprayer!’
耶…
Yeah…
好了 开始了
OK, here it goes
啊!
Ah!
好冷耶!
It’s cold!
哦 它很温柔的清洗屁屁
Oh, it’s cleaning my bum very nicely

Uhm,
我要调整功率设置的功率了
I’m gonna adjust the power on the power setting
哦 变重了
Oh yeah, that’s harder
温和了
And nice and gentle, soft.
好吧 现在有点冷了
Oh, well it’s very cold now.
我要停下来了
I have to stop it!
好了
OK
Aiko我完成了吗?
Am I done Aiko?
是的 好了!
Yeah, you are done!
好了 谢谢你
OK, thank you.
没关系
It’s OK.
拜拜!下次见
Bye, bye! See you next time.

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