Doraleous & Associates
Ok, guys, we need to stay professional here,
and that means no arguing.
None of the bickering that usually goes on.
We do not ever bicker.
Yeah, when do we argue?
-哪有 -有 尼布斯总是斗嘴！
-Not really.-No, Neebs argues all the time!
It’s every accent argue, isn’t it?
I don’t ever argue!
It’s you argue!
Listen, do you argue?
You? Come on.
好了 尼布斯！闭嘴 可以吗？
Stop, Neebs! Zip it, okay?
Theses guys apparently are pricks.
So we are going to kill them with kindness.
That’s the plan.
Kill them with kindness.
That’s a good plan. That’s a good plan.
That is a stupid plan, Doraleous.
Would you just watch?
But Mirdon, just shut up…
You shut up your fat little shrimp.
Shut up! Here we go.
People of Meh, my name is Doraleous!
That’s a stupid name!
Thank you! Thank you very much!
And these are my associates.
These are my associates behind…
You look lame!
behind me and we are here to help protect your kingdom
from the Nudonia attack.
We are not roused.
咩 咩 咩 咩 咩
Meh , meh , meh , meh , meh .
-Meh.-Wear the helmet?
-We are here to help…-Meh.
All hail, Lord Yahtzee.
What’s it on? I don’t recall if I invite a stranger.
Ah, I’m sorry, sir!
My name is Doraleous!
First of all, let me, let me? to say…
Uh, I think you have a very beautiful kingdom.
-然后呢-咩 咩 咩……
-So right!-Meh, meh, meh…
I couldn’t help but notice that you’re severely outnumbered and outweaponed
and we’re here to help, like to help deal with this peacefully.
Not on the same page at all.
咩 咩 咩……
Meh, meh, meh…
No, I think it’s a matter of just redirecting supply well
so that your kingdoms don’t meet.
I think negotiation is your only option here.
I mean they’ve got some serious weapons over there.
我并不认为 咩 咩 咩
No. Meh, meh, meh…
See, that’s what I was talking about.
That boulder was devastating.
We can help you avoid this type of thing.
Well, there is not too much to avoid now, isn’t it?
And by the way, who shots a boulder at another army without first setting on fire?
It’s like sending a giant cake to a bachelor party forgetting to put the strip inside.
And your friends sit around waiting and waiting and waiting, getting more more pissed off
until they eventually go home and beat their wives
just like I attempt to go and beat down some of them that pebble could have killed
Not to mention I believed I’ve heard about
said pebble in the newsletters I’ve read a few years ago
about slow predictable attacks would come your way if you’re heavily impressed.
But that boulder just took out like 40 of your men.
Em, since a small boulder has taken out more men,
What’s up, you, people of Meh?
咩 咩 咩
Meh , meh , meh …
Doraleous, in coming 5 o’clock.
Mirdon, take out that rock.
Neebs, take out their trigger shell.
You got a ground.
See, we can be useful!
Yes. You sweared it.
You men made the one impending danger in the hundreds of tiny impending dangers.
Why not just seal a deal of massive a bit more by making them flaming as well?
Just for the fun of it.
But no worries cause we are safe anyway,
thanks to their elf single-handedly took down a single enemy,
which is going to be incredibly helpful.
Considering their thousands of them, many have half dozen damn arrows.
so let’s do a match,shall we?
Let’s see.We’ve got several thousands miners, six carried the two,
divided that by captain obviously pointing at the giant masses in the sky
equals we’re completely screwed.
Listen! I’ve been negotiating my entire life.
But, that doesn’t work.
We’ve all been trained in advanced combat tactics as well.
You need to trust us.
对 相信你们 听起来真明智
Yeah, right! Trust you! That sounds wise.
Cause believe it or not, I’ve actually heard a bit about you guys.
看 你们有个胆大 烦人 可有可无的精灵
Let’s see, you’ve got your fearless annoying more or less supporting elf
who follows direction as good as a rabbit one-legged dog with sock over his head
And from what I’ve heard,
my son knows more magic from this fluid wonder I don’t even have a son.
What’s up to the fat little meat what to be with an axe.
kisses the amount of arse equivalent to the amount of arse
that would show up to a tied teeny striptease, slash, shoed sale event.
I’d imagine you being more effective if you just kicked him in the bloody head,
so his fat bowling ball maybe not go over a bad guy or two.
And Doraleous, how did you find this halfway
to successfully redefine the sheltering in a land of warriors and monsters
and planting other choices including not choosing anyone at all.
I mean, how did you audition process go?
是关上门 灭了灯 然后扔三块石头？
Did you follow the rule, turn the lights, offer them three rocks?
How did you could then you take off when fresh new headlocks
speak them with a log
and promote the battlefield only find out they’ve already dead
but you don’t mind,
cause you make your own decisions with two challenges full of fuck off.
I see a pattern here.
方块能放进圆洞吗 不能 这个也许可以
Does a square pay to took around hole, nope, maybe this square does.
你知道啥？ 行了 行了
You know what? Fine, fine!
I’ll take my stupid name and go home.
So, good luck!
or good reasons or whatever!
欧 我的天啊 你可闭嘴吧
Oh, god know anything but that, please know not that
you guys are exactly like cove.
if we’ve been threaten by a monstrous army of a giant club wilding beetles
so you can come in up with cleaning the beetle, putting off our shoes.
Well, I think Doraleous handle that pretty well.
What do you think?