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XX的大小真的有关系吗?

Does Size Matter?

本季讲生殖器的安全问题
Tis’ the season of penis insecurity!
我不知道为什么
I ’ m not entirely sure why but
但最近收到许多有关“阴茎”的问题
I ’ ve received a raft of messages from people with dicks
他们担心自己身体和性功能
who are concerned about their bodies and sexualities.
感谢adamandeve.com的赞助
So with the help of our sponsor adamandeve.com,
我将会给大家一些答复
I ’ m going to give some feedback.
问题一:你能如实回答吗?
First question: Can you be honest?
我15岁 我的“弟弟” 约14厘米长
My penis is 5.5 inches, about 14 cm, my age is 15.
它会继续长吗?
Will my dick still grow?
会的话 能长多长?
If yes, how much?
会长到17厘米吗?我会不会太贪心了?
Can it grow to 6.5 inches or is that too much to ask for? Similarly,
还有 14厘米足够取悦一个女性吗?
Is 5 inches give or take enough to please a woman?
下个问题是:要多大尺寸才可以做爱?
Then there’s: How”big” should you be tohave sex?
最后一个问题:我的“弟弟”太小了
And finally: It’s too small.
希望出一个
If you could, please make a video
关于怎样让弟弟变大的视频
on how to make your penis big?
好 朋友们!这就开始!
Oh Friends! Let’s talk!
“小弟弟”的作用有很多
Dicks have multiple functions:
排尿 爱爱 接受刺激和射精
urination, penetration, stimulation, and ejaculation
从进化角度 是为了繁殖
evolutionarily for insemination.
尺寸固然重要 但也不是因为这些原因
The size of them absolutely matters but not really for these reasons.
排尿可以不通过”小弟弟”
Urination can happen without a penis!
爱爱也可以不用
So can penetration.
接受刺激也是
Stimulation also feasible.
射精也一样
And ejaculation.
尺寸在这些情况下并不重要
Size doesn’t matter there.
尺寸关键在于
Where size matters is when you ’ re
在勃起时 海绵组织注入血液
trying to fill erectile tissue with blood, shopping
买套套 之后口交 肛交或性交时
for condoms, and pursuing oral, anal,
能不对对方的器官造成损害
or vaginal sex that doesn ’ t impale another person ’ s organs.
弟弟长度从底部测量
The length of a penis is measured from the base
到龟头顶端
of the shaft to the tip of the glans.
疲软情况下平均9或10厘米
The average is 9-10 centimeters flaccid orlimp.
勃起时是13至14厘米
And 13-14 centimeters erect.
这是人类阴茎长度差异曲线图
Here’s a rough bell curve of human penisdiversity.
曲线这边是松弛下阴茎
There are some flaccid penises at this end
仅2至4厘米的微小款
of the curve at 2, 3, 4 centimeters also known
另一边是长达19或20甚至24厘米
as micropenises and then over here there are those that are 19, 20,
的巨大款
24 centimeters.
最大弟弟记录是乔 福肯
Jonah Falcon, one of the biggest dicks onrecord.
阴茎只有头部和管道周围有海绵状组织
The penis has sponge-like tissues in the head and down the shaft.
尿道海绵体和阴茎海绵体
Corpus spongiosum and corpus cavernosa. Lengthening,
伸长、变粗、变硬称为勃起
widening, and hardening of this tissue is called an erection,
勃起是因为
and it’s a result of
血液流入快于流出
blood flowing in faster than it flows out.
对某些人来说勃起和疲软有明显不同
For some this will make a significant difference.
但另一些人则不太明显
For others the show is less noticeable.
勃起延伸范围
Erect penises range in length
从7或8厘米到乔的34厘米都有
from 7 to 8 centimeters to Jonah ’ s 34!
都足以进行性行为
All big enough to have sex.
都可以取悦她人
All big enough to please another person.
那么问题是
So what’s the hang up?
较小的阴茎常因过短被社会质疑
Smaller penises are often challenged by societyas inadequate.
把这个称作“大尺寸”
People who identify as “ size queens ”
并想要大号阴茎的人们可能拒绝
and want big dick may turn down really great
十分优秀的伴侣 仅仅因为阴茎的大小
partners merely based on measurements.
因为不够大而担心
There ’ s fear that you can ’ t fill, satisfy,
不能满足伴侣或表现平平
or perform with something that isn ’ t enormous.
这将问题升级到男子气概
And the problem only escalates more
吸引力和
as we attach size to ideas of attractiveness, masculinity,
性能力上
and sexual prowess.
可有大弟弟的人们也面临痛苦
As for people with larger penises, they alsostruggle.
时常没有人敢享用他们的天赋
Often they find a lack of partners willing to play with such endowment.
或他们有弄伤伴侣的危险
Or they risk hurting their partners.
买牛仔裤都担心弟弟挤不进去
There’s also wardrobe considerations, notenough room in skinny jeans. Chafing!
痛!
Ouch!
尽管不总是这样 但偶尔也会
And not always but there are occasions when
大到像肿块
larger penises don ’ t reach full tumescence
(或是硬)
(or hardness).
他们不能全部勃起 插入困难
They can’t get a full erection making penetrationdifficult.
这些几乎都不受我们控制
Most of this is out of our control.
你弟弟会
Your penis will grow
长到17岁 随着生活和年龄
until about age 17 and then fluctuate slightly as your lifestyle
而产生细微变化
changes and you age.
查理帕纳提在我最喜欢的一本书中写到
But Charles Panati in one of my favorite books,
性起源和
Sexy Origins and
亲密时指出一些我们可以操纵的
Intimate Things, points out that there are some size factors
尺寸因素
that we can manipulate:
如遇冷会缩小
Cold weather is going to decrease the size
有时达5厘米
of a penis sometimes as much as two inches.
像在泳池或冷水澡
Same with a cold shower or swimming pool.
如果你劳累或精神疲惫也会变小
If you’re tired or worn out mentally, thingsare smaller.
满足 性或其他满足可以让它暂时缩小
And satisfaction, either sexual or otherwise, can lead to a temporary shrink.
男人的弟弟会收缩
“ A man ’ s penis shrinks a bit immediately
在目睹或参与一场运动胜利之后
after viewing or participating in a sport ’ s victory… ”
球手接住了球
The receiver catches the ball!
触底得分!!!!
It’s a touchdown!!!!
弟弟们都收缩摆动
Dicks everywhere are shrinking, Bob! So,
什么让弟弟变大?
what makes them larger? Well,
可以通过手术改变
there are surgeries.
可以在维持挺拔的韧带底部
You can have the ligaments that hold the top
选择合适的地方手术 那样弟弟会显长
of the shaft in place clipped so the penis
虽然位置靠下
hangs longer, though lower.
也可以往里注入脂肪组织 或植入物体
You can inject fatty tissue or put in implants.
你也可以锻炼 注意饮食 那样里面的填充物就会减少
YOU CAN EXERCISE AND EAT BETTER so there ’ s less padding burying it.
睾丸素 男性荷尔蒙一般也用来刺激勃起组织
Testosterone and androgen cream are used toincrease the erectile tissue.
还有许多其他方法
And there ’ s a bunch
锻炼可以“增长”弟弟 让它变大
of manual exercises to “ enhance ” the penis and make it larger:
包裹 拉长 凯格尔练习 充气 挤压 充气 凯格尔练习 挤压 充气…
Wrapping Stretching Kegels Pumping Jelqing Pumping Kegels Jelquing Pumping…
我最喜欢的弟弟变大的方式是
My favorite way to enlarge the penis is
让它自然勃起 然后让生物机能
by getting it really aroused and letting physiology
自己运作
do its thing!
真相是
The hard truth:
若想用大弟弟填满阴道 请记住
If you ’ re striving for a big dick to fill up a vagina — remember that
宝宝是从那里出来的
babies can come out of there.
你的弟弟是无法将它填满的
Your dick cannot compete with that.
直肠也是一个道理
Same with a rectum —
如果你想要用长长的弟弟填满屁股
if you ’ re trying to impress an asshole with a super long dong,
试试拳头
go with fists, people.
或者玩具吧
Or toys.
你的弟弟原来的样子就很好啦
Yourpenis is great exactly the way it is.
避孕套也是一个问题
Condoms are really the big issue.
目前为止避孕套也无法适用于各种形状和大小的弟弟们
Until recently they weren ’ t made with enough variety to cover the shapes and sizes of penises out there.
如今选择变多了
Now there are many more options
你可以选择适合自己大小的
so that you can determine the right fit for your dick.
选择样品包 试出合适的
Get a sample pack, test them out,
感受哪个是最适合你的
and enjoy discovering what feels best for you.
俗话说 重要的不是长度
As the saying goes, what matters most is not the length
而是它带来的感受
of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
小心注意
Stay curious!
你弟弟很棒了
Your penis is great!
你要注意自己的身体和长度安全
And I want you to feel secure in with your body and its dimensions.
但是为了好玩
But for fun’s sake,
可以上亚当夏娃网看看这些玩具
check out these toys from Adam and Eve dot com.
套套包着弟弟 玩具再包着弟弟
Condom over the penis. Penis into the toy.
这里的指环扣住你的弟弟
This ring here holds it on around the testicles.
再用套套包住玩具
And then you put a condom over the toy.
这就是一个大弟弟了
This is a big ol’ dick!
这个的原理和阴核震动器一样
This one is a similar premise with a clit vibrator!
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