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Cooking With Office Supplies - Xiaxue's Guide To Life: EP204

[夏雪的生活指南 第204章 用办公用品烹饪]今天的视频实际上是受到了小野女士的启发
Today’s video is actually inspired by Ms Yeah, she’s an
她是一位来自中国的白领 在网上发布了这些非常搞笑的视频
office worker from China and she posts these really hilarious videos where
视频中 她在办公室只使用办公用品就烹饪出了这些不可思议的美食
she’s cooking all these ridiculous meals, in the office, using only office supplies.
她还做很多疯狂的事情 比如用放大镜做北京烤鸭
She also does really crazy stuff, like cooking Peking duck
还有用电钻做棉花糖
with a magnifying glass, and making cotton candy with an electric drill.
我也不知道当我观看的时候我在想什么 这太荒唐了
I don’t know, as I was watching it I was just thinking this is ridiculous
这不可能 但猜猜怎么着?今天我们要尝试一下
it’s impossible, but you know what? Today we’re gonna give it a try,
看看这样做到底行不行
and see if it actually works.
这一次我打算做鸡蛋卷 也被称之为蛋卷
So for this one I’m gonna be making egg rolls, aka dan juan.
我真的非常兴奋 因为我们实际上要用卷发棒来做
I’m really excited because it actually involves a hair curler.
所以我们先从制作原料开始
So let’s start with making the mixture first
一些面粉 一些水……
Some flour, some water…
目前看起来有模有样的
So far it looks like that.
所以我先把它倒入一个杯子里
So I’ll first pour it into a glass.
非常的不卫生啊
Very unhygienic.
这个不是我的 所以之前我洗了一下
This is not mine. So it was washed before this but…
但……还是觉得好恶心啊
still gross.
此时此刻我已非常非常想拿它卷头发了
I’m very very tempted to tong my hair right now.
卷发棒耶 真的是卷发棒耶 好想用它来卷头发啊
It’s like, it’s there, it’s just there, I need to do it.
好吧 不 不 你是用来做蛋卷的
Okay no no, it’s for cooking egg rolls.
好 我想它很烫
Okay, I think it’s hot.
现在 我不大清楚怎样把它取下来呢?
Right now, I am having difficulty seeing how this would ever be removed?
另外 我的面粉和的也不大好 所以……
Also I didn’t do a very good job with the flour, so…
它看起来非常的不正常
it’s like, very diseased.
嘿 闻起来不错哟!
Hey, it smells nice!
快一点做啦!
Eh, faster cook la!
每次你烫我皮的时候那么透彻 现在做个鸡蛋怎么会这么慢?
How can you be so slow in cooking an egg when you have cooked my skin a million times so thoroughly?
下面的部分已经开始变成棕色
So the bottom part is starting to turn brown,
但上面的部分还有点生
but the top part is still a little bit raw.
我觉得这个卷发棒要寿终正寝了
I feel like this hair curler is ruined for life.
好 现在它冷却下来了 所以我们要尝试把它取下来
Okay so it has cooled down so I’ll try to remove it now.
他奶奶的取不下来啊
It fucking cannot be removed.
老兄 取不下来啊
Dude, it cannot be removed.
不可能 我想也许这里需要来点油?
There’s no way. I think, maybe, there needs to be oil in here?
我想我可以直接这样吃
I guess I can eat it like that.
真可惜取不下来 尝起来真不错
It’s a pity because it actually tastes nice.
好啦 看来这样行不通 这一次我们
Okay, so that did not work out. This time around I’m gonna
将在卷发棒上涂一层油
coat this hair curler with a bit of oil,
我还会在鸡蛋里也加一点油
and I’m also gonna add a bit of oil to the egg.
好的一点是现在它看起来不那么疙疙瘩瘩了
The good news is it’s a bit less lumpy now.
好吧 让我们一起希望这次它能够被取下来
Okay, let’s just hope that this time around it just comes out.
哦?取下来了!
Oh? It’s coming off!
它真的被取下来了
It is definitely coming off.
小野女士!我的天哪 太神奇了!
Ms Yeah! Oh my gosh, it’s freaking amazing.
你看到了吗?我用卷发棒做了个蛋卷
Are you looking at this? I created an egg roll with a freaking hair curler.
嗯 好吃 松脆可口 蛋香十足……
Mmm, it’s good. Crispy, it’s eggy…
一点也不可怕 我不敢相信我成功了
It’s not terrible. I cannot believe I did this.
嘿 大家想要试试吗?蛋卷耶
Hey guys, wanna try? Egg roll leh.
哇 她咬了一大口
Wah she take a huge bite sia.
看起来不错 对吧?
It’s not bad leh. Right?!
这就是让你的办公室同事爱上你的一个办法
This is how you make your office coworkers love you.
通过制作……卷发棒蛋卷
By making… hair curler egg roll.
好啦 现在我要做一个华夫饼
Alright, so I’m making a waffle now.
她这么闹腾 怎么会不被老板炒了啊? 根本不可能嘛
Shit. How does she do this without her boss firing her? There’s just no way.
糖 还有一点油 然后现在我们继续来弄面粉
Sugar. And then a bit of oil. So, let’s go on with the flour now.
然后加一些水
And then, add some water.
好了你看它现在看起来像是个面团了
Okay you know what? It kinda looks a bit doughy now.
好 我拿起面团
Okay, I got my dough.
来给华夫饼塑型 小野女士用的是一个键盘
So to make the waffle shape, Ms Yeah uses a keyboard,
所以我也学她拿来一个脏兮兮的键盘
and here I have with me a really filthy keyboard.
我要用塑胶薄膜包裹住它
Which I’m gonna put cling wrap on,
然后把面团压上来以压出华夫饼的那种形状
and then put the dough on to make the waffle-y shape.
天哪 它看起来还真有点像华夫饼!
GASP, it does kinda look like a waffle!
确实像!
It kinda does!
现在 我手里有一个很老很好的东西……这个叫什么?
So, what I have with me here is a good old… what’s this?
烧开水的……瓶子……烧瓶……那一类的东西……
Hot water… boiler… flask… thingy…
好 电水壶 好吧……
Oh okay, electric kettle, okay…
我叫它什么来着?
What did I call it?
好 我现在拿来一个电水壶
So what I have here with me is an electric kettle
你还需要一个电吹风
You also need to have a hairdryer.
我需要做的就是把面团放在蜡纸上面
What I have to do is put the dough on the waxpaper,
然后把它放在电水壶里面
and put it into the electric kettle.
这样放吹风机
Put the hairdryer in like this.
然后开始烹饪 对我来说这真的是非常非常不卫生啊
And cook it. Which is, to me is very very unhygienic.
我不清楚这个该死的电吹风上该有多少头皮屑
I don’t know, this fucking hairdryer promises to have
头发或纳米水离子
healthy scalp and hair and it has like nanocare in it, so
所以它很可能会把很多纳米水离子喷到我的华夫饼上面
it’s probably gonna spray a lot of like nanocare into my waffle.
我感觉这堆东西起火会非常可怕
I feel like this entire thing will just burn and it’s very very scary.
然后 与此同时 这对吗?
And then, in the mean time, this right?
现在发生的事情是 华夫饼的一面蓬起来了
All that happened was that the waffle got flown to one side.
我的天哪!底下这面已经做好了!
Oh my god! Eh the bottom is cooked leh!!
看起来有点硬!
And it’s like hard!
哦我的天哪 哦我的天哪
Oh my god oh my god.
那么这个华夫饼有点松 以至于成了个小球
So the waffle has sort of puffed up into a little ball,
现在它看起来有点像中国的年糕了
now it looks like a Chinese New Year… pastry.
我打算再把它放回去稍长一点时间
I am going to put it in for a little bit longer.
我也许会真的吃掉它
I might actually eat it.
你还别说 它开始散发出香味了
And you know what? It’s beginning to smell a bit nice.
有点硬 虽然不是像石头那么硬
It’s hard. It’s not like, rock hard, but
但感觉像是一个面包师新手烤出来的一块面包似的
it feels like a really inexperienced baker baked a piece of bread.
真的可行!它已经出锅了!
It actually worked! It’s cooked!
我感到非常兴奋和惊奇 猜猜怎么着 我真的打算试着吃掉它
I’m very pleasantly surprised and you know what I’m actually gonna try to eat it.
我们来看看里面
Let’s see the inside.
这个材质绝对不像是华夫饼
The texture is definitely not like a waffle,
它不够蓬松 也不够软 实际上感觉更像是一块面包
it’s not spongy or soft enough, it feels more like a bread actually.
嗯 可能是配料的问题
Yeah, could be the recipe.
尝起来还真不错 我的意思是它至少吃不死人
Eh it’s not bad leh! I mean, it’s inoffensive.
不那么可怕
it’s not terrible.
喔 小野女士!你真的太棒了!
Wow. Ms Yeah! Yeah you, you’re amazing!
各位同事 大家快来尝尝!
Everybody else, come eat! Office!
各位同事 嘿你们俩!想要吃点吗?
Office people! Eh! You two! Wanna eat?
我用这个煮的 好吃吗?
[IN CHINESE] I used this to cook the waffle! Does it taste good?
实际上它还挺不错的
It’s not too bad, actually.
是吧?都是办公室风格
Right?? Office rapport and everything?
这真的很神奇是吧 不错喔 电吹风嘞
This is freaking amazing sia. Wah, not bad leh, hairdryer leh.
我的天 是啊 电吹风
Oh my god, yeah, hairdryer.
忘了告诉她那是用电吹风做的了
Forgot to tell her that it’s cooked with a hairdryer.
别告诉她 嘘
Don’t tell her, shhh.
下面 我要在办公室做爆米花啦
So now I’m gonna make popcorn in the office.
这里有我需要的一切东西
I have everything that I need here with me.
一个碗 一个空易拉罐 蜡烛 小刀
A bowl, an empty can, candle, a knife,
爆米花核 这是来自于袋装的微波炉爆米花
Popcorn kernels. It comes in a bag that’s microwavable
这就带来个问题 为什么我不把它放进办公室的微波炉呢?
which begs the question, why am I not putting it into the office microwave, but
当然是因为那样就没意思了嘛!
There’s no fun in that!
我猜你可以用火柴或者打火机点着火
To light the fire, you can use matches or a lighter I guess.
四个杯子 金属的架子……
Four cups, metal thingy…
我不知道该怎么形容这个
I don’t know how to describe this.
第一步要做的就是在我的易拉罐上剪一个小洞
So the first step to do is to actually cut a little hole
或者一个小口
or a little window in my tin can.
打开它形成一个小盖子
Open it up so it has a little flap.
现在我放入爆米花
So I’m just adding the popcorn in now.
我做的就是把它们这样搭起来
What I’ve done is to make this little arrangement here
我会把这个金属的东西放在这四个相同的马克杯上面
where I will be putting this metal thing on top of these four identical mugs,
然后把蜡烛放在中间
and with my candle in the middle.
这样我的罐子就处于蜡烛上方了
And my can will be on top of the candle.
爆米花要在这里爆
And the popcorn is supposed to pop there.
所以设想是这样的 当爆米花爆开的时候
So the idea is that, when the popcorn pops,
应该会掉入这个碗里 就像这样
it’s supposed to fall into the bowl like that, so.
我并不对此抱有太高期望 按照过往我不相信小野女士
I don’t have very high hopes for it, as usual I don’t trust Ms Yeah.
好 很好
Alright. Beautiful.
嘿 黄油开始融化了 不错
Hey, the butter is starting to melt, that’s nice.
哦 油开始滋滋作响了
Ooh, the oil is starting to sizzle.
哦 我想它快要开始爆开了!
Ooh, I think it might pop soon!
好吧 这看起来不大对啊 有点蓬松还是白色的
Okay, nothing looks like it’s, like, fluffy and white yet.
哦我的天 这真是太令人兴奋了!
Oh my god, this is so exciting!
我都有点等不及让它开始爆了 快点!
I can’t wait for it to pop. Hurry up!
爆米花还是没有开始爆 所以我决定
The popcorn didn’t pop just now, so I’ve decided
增加些蜡烛 这一次
to add a little bit more candles, and this time around
我还会加一点油进去
I’m gonna add a little bit of oil in as well.
好啦 真是好大的一团火苗 来
Okay, talk about a huge ass flame, here we go.
好 现在肯定是在滋滋响了
Okay, it’s definitely sizzling right now.
额 那是开始爆了吗?
Eh, is that a pop?!
哦 哦 开始爆了!
Oh, oh, it has popped!
溅到我身上一点点 所以我得躲远一点
It’s spraying me a little bit, so I’m gonna siam a while.
碗根本没有接住多少爆米花
The bowl is not doing a good job of catching it at all.
哇 哇 哦 糟糕 糟糕 糟糕
Wah wah! Oh shit, shit shit.
我们应该马上停下来吗?
Should we stop this now?
好……我们有爆米花了 同志们!
Okay… we’ve got popcorn guys!
那么 我们还是试着吃吃看吧
You know what, let’s try just eating this then.
闻起来很不错 我要试一试
Smells pretty good, I’m gonna give it a try.
尝着很像烧熟的油
It tastes like cooking oil.
我想这样最起码是可行的
I guess the bottom line is that it did work.
但毕竟 这搞得一团糟 到处是油
But firstly, it makes a huge mess, it’s very oily,
我觉得同事们不会喜欢你在办公室这么折腾的
I don’t think your colleagues will be very happy with you doing this stunt
因为这可能触发烟雾报警器
in the office because it might set off the freaking smoke alarm.
还是像正常人一样把它放在微波炉加热吧
Just do what regular people do which is to put it in the microwave.
那么我们今天的节目快要结束了 希望大家喜欢
So we’ve come to the end of the episode, hope you guys enjoyed watching it and
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as usual, please download the Clicknetwork app, because if you
如果你下载了clicknetwork客户端 我将为你们做一些非常牛的事情
download the Clicknetwork app I’ll do something really awesome for you guys.
你下载了吗?现在就动手吧 好 你已经下了吧?
Have you downloaded it? Yeah do it now. Okay you have?
她能看到我……
She can see me…
你能不能表现得受到惊吓?
Can you act like you’re scared?
卟!啊!
Boo! Ahhh.
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Yay!
耶 成功了[奇怪食物组合][可爱的日本料理][CLICKNETWORK客户端免费下载][点击关注]
Yay, success.
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All for you guys.
搞定 你吓人的声音还真差劲啊
Walao, your scared voice damn lousy.
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Should be like AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
哈哈哈……
HAhahahahahhahHAHAHahhahHA

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