Through investigation and research we find
that there are truths
to these legends.
In front of you,
I hold a portion of a map
That points us——
to the region of the Ningyos’ whereabouts.
It is much easier to deny the existence of the Ningyo
than it is to search for it.
In refusing to look, the establishment will
be guilty of a major oversight.
Compounded by a deliberate effort
to ignore the matter going against
the very foundations of science.
Here we retrieve the map
as soon as this charade is over.
People are talking my friend
I have tenure.