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养猫和养小孩哪个好,一看就明白

Cats Vs Kids

你知道我喜欢什么么
You know what I love?

Exactly.
今天我会带上OB去上班
I get to work with OB today.
好兴奋
Which is very exciting for me
(笑声)因为 我有点话唠
(laughs) because, this might be TMI, but
但OB(棉条)是我第一次用
OB is the first tampon I ever used.
我还是个小屁孩的时候 会跟父母一起去杂货店
Uh when I was a kid, and I would go through the grocery store with my parents
在货架上看到OB 就觉得这货好神奇
I would see it on the shelf, and it was always like this magical,
又好神秘 看起来很漂亮 色彩缤纷的商标
mystical thing, with like this beautiful branding, and it was like colorful
看起来好高大上 所以当我可以用的时候 你懂的
and, just so cool looking – so when it finally came time for ME to get, you know, OB for myself
OB对我来说 就像是过度到女人的一个象征
I felt like it was like, this, right of passage into womanhood
各种女人都可以是OB人
so OB women can be all different types
如果你是我 那就是两个娃的妈了
DEVA: If you’re me, you’re a mom with two kids
如果你是我 你就是四只猫的铲屎官了
ANNA: And if you’re me, you’re a lady with four cats.
OB为我们量身定制 无时无刻呵护
BOTH: OB provides a perfect fit for us, no matter who we take care of.
[令人愉快的钢琴声]
[pleasant piano music plays]
妈 我起来了起来了起来了 早早早早早
GIRL: HELLO MOMMY I’M UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP BOY: GOOD MORNIIIIING
大家好
GIRL: HELLOOOO
[音乐声]
[pleasant music]
[摇滚乐]
[rock music plays]
[音乐声]
[pleasant music]
[音乐声]
[pleasant music]
妈 我好无聊 我能去公园玩么
GIRL: Mom, I’m bored, can I go to the park?
求你了
GIRL: Pleeeeeeeease
[愉快的音乐]
[pleasant music]
我正在进行艺术创作
BOY: I’m doing an art project!
哇哦 我的世界
BOY: WOAH! Minecraft!
好了 够了够了够了
DEVA: C’mon, guys guys guys guys guys guys
[猫叫]
[cat noises]
[摇滚乐]
[rock music]
喔 你也用这个
ANNA: oooh, you use these too?
对啊 我从大学就开始用了 甚至是有这些熊孩子之前
DEVA: Yep, been using ’em since college. Even before I had these guys.
妈 开门啊啊啊
KIDS: Mooom open the door!
感谢德娃今天能够参与我的视频拍摄
ANNA: thank you so much to Deva for being a part of my video today!
就像你们猜的 德娃是一位妈妈
As you guys may have guessed, Deva is a mother,
还是一位喜剧演员
and also a comedian
一定要去看看她的频道哟 她很好玩的
So be sure to check out her channel, she’s a very funny lady
谢谢
thank you!
同样感谢OB能够陪伴我一整天
And also thank you again to OB for working with me today
这是一种荣幸 还让人愉快
it has been an honor, and a pleasure
我喜欢OB的另外一个原因就是它很环保
and what I love about OB is that they are more environmentally friendly
因为相比其他棉条它没有导管 只需要指套
than other tampons since they are a fingertip, non-applicator tampon
你可以顺着身体里的弧度
you can also follow the natural curves in your body
就可以将它放到你最舒适的位置
to get your tampon to rest wherever it is most comfortable
所以你不仅下面感觉舒服
so not only can you feel good down there, but you can feel good in here
心里也因为保护环境而开心
about helping the environment
我是安娜 阿卡娜 在美丽的哥谭
I’m Anna Akana, stay awesome Gotham

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