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丁丁最长的动物TOP6 手里的风油精都被吓掉了辣

6 Animals With the Biggest Penises

有听说过”有藤壶一样的阴茎”这种说法么
Ever heard the saying hung like a barnacle?
论尺寸 这些动物会是最大的“香肠”
If size matters, these animals are the biggest wieners,
哦 最大的赢家
uh, winners.
第一——蓝鲸
Number one–the blue whale.
瞧 蓝鲸的阴茎很是雄壮
Behold, the majesty of the blue whale’s penis.
世界最大 差不多有10英尺长(约3.048米)
It’s the largest one in the world, almost 10 feet long.
但相对蓝鲸的体型这样的长度恰恰合适
While it’s actually very appropriate for its body size,
蓝鲸的阴茎比任何NBA球星的身高还要长
the penis is taller than any NBA star.
第二——非洲象
Number two– the African elephant.
大象是最大的陆地哺乳动物
Elephants are the largest land mammal,
它们六英尺半长的阴茎可以证明这一点
and they have a six and a half foot penis to prove it.
大象勃起时阴茎还可以自由伸缩
They can expand or contract their boner at will,
有时候它们用阴茎拍打腹部以驱赶苍蝇
sometimes using it to swat flies off their bellies.
据了解 当它们伸腿够食物时
They’ve even been known for leaning on their fifth leg for support
还会以此“第五条腿“为支撑
as they reach for food.
第三——阿根廷蓝嘴鸭
Number three– Argentine blue-billed duck.
97%的鸟类没有阴茎
97% of birds don’t have penises,
所以这种蓝嘴鸭确实是独一无二的
so this duck is truly one of a kind.
交配时 蓝嘴鸭的阴茎伸长到
When engaged, its member extends to a greater length
比自己的身长还长 大约17英寸
than the height of its body, around 17 inches.
呈紧绷螺旋状
It’s in the shape of a tightly wound corkscrew
表面有脊状突起
covered with ridges and inverted spikes.
它们若是六英尺高的人它们的阴茎就有六英尺长
If they were a six foot human, that would be six foot penis.
第四——香蕉蛞蝓
Number four– banana slug.
看起来就像阴茎的香蕉蛞蝓因其独特
The phallic-looking banana slugs are so distinctive
而成为加州大学圣克鲁兹分校
that they became the mascot
的吉祥物
of University of California, Santa Cruz.
在拉丁语中 它们的学名意为大阴茎
Their scientific name means giant penis in Latin.
它们的身长约为6~8英寸
Their bodies are about six to eight inches in length,
它们的阴茎也这么长
and so are their penises.
而5~6英尺高的人类的阴茎也只不过这么长
That’s like having a human penis that’s five to six feet long.
所有的蛞蝓都是雌雄同体
All slugs are born with both male and female genitalia,
有时候交配后 蛞蝓会咬掉对方的阴茎
and sometimes after sex, they bite each other’s wieners off.
第五——大钩鱿鱼
Number five–greater hooked squid.
在2010年的一次研究巡航中
During a research cruise in 2010,
科学家们捕获了一只深海鱿鱼
scientists caught a deep-sea squid.
其阴茎有26英寸长 差不多跟它的身长相当
It had a 26 inch penis, almost as long as the creature itself.
人类若希望拥有类似的阴茎
A human with a comparable dick wisher would
阴茎则须有5~6英尺长
have to have a five to six foot penis.
这项发现有助于科学家理解
This discovery helped scientists understand
鱿鱼神秘的交配仪式
the mysterious mating rituals of squid.
第六名——藤壶
Number six– barnacles.
相对它们的体型 藤壶的阴茎最长
Barnacles have the largest penis length relative to their size.
由于藤壶是附着在某个地方的
Because barnacles are stuck in one spot,
因此它们需要长长的附器接近旁边的异性
they need a long appendage to reach the girl next door.
一些阴茎会伸长到身体的10倍
Some dongs reach 10 times the height of their body.
假若是人类-因为这是我们的话题走向-
On a human–because that’s where we’re going with this–
那就好比标准风车那么高的阴茎
that compares to a penis as tall as a standard windmill.
所以 史黛丝 如果你在听的话
So Stacey, if you’re listening to this,
我的宝贝也并没那么小
it’s really not that small.
请回我电话
Please call me back.
如果你对动物有极大的 强烈广泛的兴趣
Subscribe if you have a large, huge, enormous interest
就订阅我们的栏目吧
in animals.
你猜到我刚刚想说的是什么了吗
What’d you think I was going to say?
哦 阴茎
Oh, penis.
你知道七鳃鳗是什么吗
And do you know what a lamprey is?
如果你看了《权力的游戏》 你或许会知道
If you watch Game of Thrones, you might.
另外 警告 不要剧透哦
Also, no spoiler alerts.
来看看狂热粉丝喜爱的动物清单吧
Check out our list of animals that horror fans love,
只有”动物清单”才有哦
only on A List.

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