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5个关于动物的恶作剧

5 Ridiculous Animal Hoaxes

你不是三岁小孩
You weren’t born yesterday.
你可以看透这些历史性恶作剧
You can see right through these historical hoaxes.
哦 或者你是刚出世的娃娃?
Oh, you were born yesterday?
这里是五个著名的动物恶作剧
Here are five famous animal hoaxes.
第一个 是在bonsaikitten.com(一个网站)上
Number one, on bonsaikitten.com, you
你可以知道如何获得一只永远长不大的perma猫
can learn how to make your own growth stunted perma-kitten
将猫养在一个小果酱瓶
by keeping it trapped in a small jar
然后通过管子喂食
and feeding it through a tube.
好吧 大家冷静下来 这只是一个大的老谎言
OK, everyone, calm down, because it was a big old hoax.
这个网站在2000年火爆起来 并掀起一阵有关动物权利
The website popped up in 2000 and created an animal rights
的风暴
firestorm.
群众很愤怒 甚至FBI(美国联邦调查局)都调查该事件
People were so outraged that the FBI had to get involved,
然后发现这个网站来源于一个学校的恶作剧
and found the source of the website was a college prank.
更具体来讲 是一个MIT(麻省理工)的一个研究生
An MIT grad student, to be more specific.
之后 这个被无数次撤掉的网站
Since then the website has been taken down numerous times,
又再一次火爆起来
but still pops up again.
都是那些讨厌的研究生
Those pesky college grads.
第二个 裸马是粗鲁的马
Number two, a nude horse is a rude horse
这是所谓“光腚动物无理协会”(SINA)的
was the slogan of SINA, the Society for Indecency
宣传口号
to Naked Animals.
是的
That’s right.
光腚动物
Naked animals.
专业恶作剧者(一个职业)艾伦 艾贝尔
Professional prankster, which is a job, apparently, Alan Abel,
创造这个假协会 显然是用来讽刺的
created this fake group as a satire,
但最终失败在其数以百计的认真的成员上
but that was totally lost on the hundreds of serious members
他们签约雇佣每月的时事通讯来
who signed up for the monthly newsletter that featured
出版马和狗的特色服装模块
sewing patterns for horses and dogs.
SINA也特别地出现在全国性的广播新闻上
SINA was also featured on nationally broadcast news
像美国全国广播公司的“今日秀”(晨间新闻和脱口秀节目)和哥伦比亚广播公司
programs like NBC’S Today Show, and the CBS Evening
的由沃尔特 克朗凯特主持的晚间新闻
News with Walter Cronkite.
第三个 1938年在波士顿柯蒂斯
Number three, in 1938 Boston Curtis
公众投票选出的政治官员
was elected by popular vote to political office in Washginton.

Oh.
是一匹骡子
And he was a mule.
它得到了51票
He got 51 votes.
它甚至没有参加竞选
He didn’t even have a campaign.
这真的是一位驴子政治家
This politician really was an ass.
当时的市长 肯尼斯 西蒙斯这么做
The mayor at the time, Kenneth Simmons,
让他底下的市民像白痴
was responsible for making his townspeople look like idiots.
他如此是因为他想展示
He did it because he wanted to show
当时的选举系统是有多低效无用
how inefficient the primary voting system was.
然而讽刺的是 这只驴使共和党的票流走了
Ironically, the donkey ran on the Republican ticket.
第四个
Number four.
好吧 用鸭子宣传鸭嘴兽不是个骗局
OK, the duck billed platypus isn’t actually a hoax,
然而你能责备他人
but can you blame anyone for thinking
在第一只样品在1799年到达英国
it was in 1799 when a specimen first arrived at the British
自然历史博物馆时的想法吗
Natural History Museum?
而我知道你在想什么——杂糅物
And I know what you’re thinking– run on sentence.
对了
You’re right.
所有的科学家都这样想 一只哺乳动物
All the scientists were like, a mammal
长着鸭嘴而且还下蛋
that lays eggs with a duck bill?
是的
Yeah, right.
这太假了
That’s so fake.
最终一位研究人员到达澳大利亚
Eventually a researcher made it over to Australia
亲眼见证这些奇怪的生物
to witness these weird creatures firsthand,
鸭嘴兽也最终作为一个真正的动物物种被接受了
and it was finally accepted as a real animal species.
你知道的 他们说——眼见为实
You know what they say– seeing is believing.
第五个
Number five.
网络上有一些关于一条蛇吃了
There are some viral photos on the internet of a snake
一个成人的照片病毒般传播
having eaten an adult man.
但这真的可能发生吗?
But could this actually happen?
流言终结者说一条网纹蟒或者大蟒蛇
Myth Busters said a reticulated python or a boa constrictor
可以吃掉一整个人
could conceivably eat a human whole,
但是至今还没有案例
but there hasn’t been a documented case yet.
然而你知道有什么其他案例吗?
You know what has been documented?
蛇吞下了整只鳄鱼和鹿
Snakes swallowing alligators and deer whole.
讲真 你是否认为景盆猫
Not gonna lie, totally thought the bonsai kittens
是真的
were a thing.
你有没有被动物骗局骗过?
Were you fooled by an animal hoax?
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