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成为铲屎官的5大理由

5 Reasons Why Cat People Rule So Hard

成为铲屎官的5大理由 [钢琴声]
[light piano]
养狗人士vs铲屎官
Dog people vs. cat people.
这是一场永无休止的战争 只有一方会胜利
It’s a never ending battle and only one side is right.
我将一次性终结这场争论 [文明用语]
Well I’m here to end this argument once and for all, so buckle the f!@# up!
对于像铲屎官一样神经敏感的人
While you’re more likely to be neurotic as a cat owner,
可以降低30%得心脏疾病的概率
having one may contribute to your 30% decreased chance of heart problems.
怎么样?
How about that?
受调查的90%的女士
Over 90% of women surveyed
认为养猫的男人比不养猫的男人更好更敏感
said that cat owning men seemed nicer and more sensitive than non cat owners.
谢谢女士们(╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♡
Thanks ladies.
对600名大学生的研究发现
A study of 600 college students found that people
爱狗人士更多的是社交人士
who identified as dog lovers tend to be more extroverted rule followers
而爱猫人士比爱狗人士更害羞和敏感
while people who identified as cat lovers were more shy and sensitive
且更加不墨守陈规
than dog lovers, as well as more non-conformist.
顺便提一下 美国养猫的家庭比炒股的多
By the way, more U.S. families own cats than shares of stock
我不清楚是好是坏 但先看看这只跳舞的猫
I don’t know if that’s good or bad but let’s watch this cat dance,
哈哈哈 看 他走了
ahhaha look at him go!
还不能确定吗 看看这个
Still not convinced? Get this,
已经证明养猫的人比养狗的更聪明
cat owner’s are proven to be smarter than dog owners
不仅在智力方面 还包括受教育程度
in both overall intelligence and level of education.
对你们这些爱狗的人 我要让你们明白
For you dog people let me put that in terms you might understand.
爱猫人统治 爱狗人痴情
Cat people rule, dog people drool.
然而 一项最近的调查发现52%的美国人喜欢狗
However, a recent survey found that 52% of American voters favored dogs.
而只有21%的人更喜欢猫
While only 21% of people preferred cats!
另一个研究发现46%的美国人认为自己是爱狗人士
Another study found that 46% of Americans identified themselves as dog people,
而爱猫人士只有区区12%
while cat people were a mere 12%!
哦 顺便说一下 28%的人说他们两者都是 15%的人说两者都不是
Oh and by the way 28% said they were both, and 15% said they were neither.
你们这15%的人怎么能没有立场呢?
How could 15% of you not have an opinion on this?
难道你以前没见过这个吗?
Have you not seen one of these before?
或者这个?
Or even one of these?
不管怎样 我的观点是我们爱猫人士占少数
Anyway. My point is that us cat people are in the minority
必须让人们听到我们的声音
and our voices must be heard!
跟我一起说
Say it with me now.
爱猫人统治 爱狗人痴情
Cats rule, dogs drool!
爱猫人统治 爱狗人痴情 一起来
Cats rule, dogs drool! Come on.
爱猫人统治 爱狗人痴情
Cats rule, dogs drool!
[钢琴声]
[light piano]

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