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羊比狗好的4个理由

4 Reasons Goats are Better Than Dogs

山羊是上帝对人类的馈赠
Goats are God’s gift to man.
我们知道 山羊产出羊奶和羊毛
Sure, you know that goats give you milk, wool,
还有芝士——啊啊啊 菲达芝士——但山羊
and cheese– mm, feta– but a goat is
可不仅仅只有这些
a gift that keeps on giving.
山羊比狗狗更好的理由有四个
Here are four reasons why goats are better than dogs.
第一 狗被认为是人类最好的朋友
Number one, a dog is supposed to be man’s best friend,
但一般而言 他们只不过是到处乱撒尿的
but usually they’re just whiny little brats
淘气小孩子而已
that pee everywhere.
另一方面 山羊则是一个绝妙的陪伴者
Goats, on the other hand, make for excellent companions.
它们忠诚 温和 而且还很聪明
They’re loyal, affectionate, very intelligent,
寿命大约有十五年之久
and live around 15 years.
大型品种 尤其是努比亚山羊或瑞士的阿尔卑斯山羊
Large breeds, specifically Nubian or Swiss alpine goats
是最好的选择
are best.
不信可以百度
Check it on the internet.
这是真的
It’s true.
第二 山羊很容易养
Number two, goats are a breeze to own.
它们很容易满足
They need very little to make them happy.
只需要提供食(一片草地)宿就好
Just a patch of grass to graze and a shelter to sleep in.
当然 如果你的院子没有足够的空间的话
There are also pygmy goats available
山羊也有小型品种可供选择
if you don’t have a ton of space in your backyard,
而且它们是非常不易生病的坚强动物
and they are very hardy animals that rarely get sick.
第三 ——哦对了 那片草地?
Number three– oh, and that patch of grass?
山羊会帮你除草的
The goats will weed and mow it for you.
一些人甚至会出租他们的山羊给别人
Some people rent their goats out to others
来帮助他们去除院子里的杂草
who need their field mowed.
它到底是算宠物还是一项收入来源呢?
A pet or an investment?
说说看
You tell me.
看看你家的狗除了玩扑克之外还能做什么吧
Let’s see your dog do anything but play poker.
第四 山羊实际上还是一个尽职的门卫
Number four, goats can actually be great watchdogs.
他们视力敏锐 在有人来了时
They have keen eyesight, and will give you a bleat or two
会抬起头对你咩咩叫上一两声
as a heads up that someone’s approaching.
在它们感到有危险的时候
The noise they make can be especially
它们发出的声音可以特别大 大到令人不敢相信
loud or surprising if they sense danger,
而且它们是泰勒斯威夫特非常好的翻唱者
and they make for great Taylor Swift cover band members.
【音乐】
[MUSIC PLAYING]
【尖叫】
[SCREAMING]
别想着干坏事 小猫
So don’t try anything funny, cats.
山羊当道 狗狗艳羡 事实如此
Goats rule, dogs drool, literally.
现在是山羊的时代
It’s the age of the goat.
抓住时机吧 山羊大人
Hit it, fifth dimension.
你最喜欢的宠物是什么?为什么?
What’s your favorite pet, and why?
订阅A list并在下方评论吧
Subscribe to A List and comment below.
你知道贝类动物可能治愈癌症么?
And did you know that a shellfish may cure cancer?
没想到吧?
Say what?
看看我们关于能够治病的动物的视频吧
Check out our video on animals that cure diseases,
准备好大开眼界!
and be ready for your mind to explode!

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