好吧 吼吼吼 朋友们好 又到了圣诞节 切掉音乐 暂停一下 你在认真看么？
Well. Ho-ho-ho my friends. It’s that Christmas time (Alex groans) Cut the music, stop it. are you paying attention look?
I’m not proud of it,
but there is a dark side to the Alex Clark Christmas
You ever get yourself
into a pickle and the only way out is to cheat and lie?
I get all sorts of comments asking why
I don’t have a lot of Christmas stories,
and it’s because every time I get asked
I think of something that happened in middle school.
I told four lies that pretty much ruined Christmas for me.
It’s gonna take me a minute to get to them
because there’s a lot to tell in this story
but all you have to know for now is
I shouldn’t have done any of this,
but if I could do it again I
我可能仍会如此 难以置信 竟然发生在我学校
probably still would Unbelievably, it starts at my school. Whoa Al,
500 bucks! you gotta do it.
City Wide Christmas card contest
I don’t know man,
but if you win you can fight to the Mayor’s Christmas party.
Coooool… And I know the
party thing seems like a weird prize
But don’t worry the mayor wasn’t Roy Moore,
so there was no mistletoe hanging over the kids table plus
另外我认为市长的朋友有特权 “红色区域禁止停车 我要给你罚单 小伙子”
I’m sure being friends of the mayor has its perks.”No parking in the red zone. That’s a ticket kid.” (Alex taunts)
“哦 天呐 别告诉市长 别！ 祝你好运 吃个羊角面包” 我记得
“Oh, Jesus! Ah! D-don’t tell the mayor! Oh no! Here have a nice day. Have a croissant!” I remember at first
I didn’t really want to enter. I didn’t care about the money.
I mean 500 bucks is nothing nowadays
What’s that? Like 1/10 of a quarter of a percent of a Bitcoin?
It’s like a like half a mitten on Star Wars Battlefront?
I was a kid! All I really wanted was a bike.
哦！ 妈妈 那儿就有一辆！
Oh! Mom, there it is!
That’s the one! That’s it!
是BMX badger X系列？
The BMX Badger X series?
No. Our money stays in the family.
孩子 要知道 你一生的圣诞节礼物
Son, you know I’ve budgeted less than five
hundred dollars total for your entire lifetime of
Christmas presents you’re in the sixth grade
Which means I’ve already spent nearly 40 of it.
We’re gonna have to cut back until you turn 30.”
So, I entered the contest.
man that looks great.
I must have spent like six seven minutes on it
But I tell you it felt
like a week and a hot tip for people getting into art.
Take your time.
I mean if you really think about it.
There’s only one thing in the entire world we should do fast…
Click that subscribe and like oooooh!
I remember feeling pretty confident about my card.
You’re one of the first times ever felt
good at something was drawing this picture of Pluto
and so when it came to art
It was the first thing I had a little bit
of confidence at I was gonna win that money until this
What is this?
垃圾？ 我要参加比赛 让我一个人静静
Gaarrrbage? I’m entering a contest leave me alone.
Are you trying to come in last cuz it looks
like you drew it with your feet this was my
First lie, but no it’s it’s a first draft.
I’m working on it good because if Santa saw that
He’d cancel Christmas. You want to see a real card??
Just look at the fridge.
I hate to say it, but she was right.
I needed something better look
I didn’t have time to start from scratch
I’m sitting there freaking out trying to
meet the deadline and that’s where lie
number two came in I copied the card
I knew it was gonna get caught I just
只是不知道是什么时候 克拉克先生 我们需要谈谈
Didn’t know when. Mr. Clark, we need to talk.
Was it detention?
or even worse, being constantly forced to respond to
when Babysitter part four coming out
-克拉克先生 -是 先生
-Mr. Clark.-Yes, sir.
Is this your card?
Alex I’d like to be the first to congratulate you
on winning first place in the Christmas card
contest (Alex Dumbfounded)
You should be proud of yourself.
Not telling the truth right then I consider my third lie.
I should’ve just told the truth because how dare you
Tarnish the mayor’s career with such reckless fully.
Oh geez what do you want?
I’ll do anything she basically said
if I didn’t give her the money.
She was gonna rat me out at school
我是一个作弊者 一个抄袭者 我背弃了道德
I was a cheater a tracer I’d sacrificed my morals and
for what some bike 21 gears of flawless shifting
Carbon-fiber handlebars a titanium disc brakes.
嘿 孩子 如果想碰车子
Hey kid at least wear gloves
if you are going to touch the bike
I don’t want to clean it again.
He’d like his bikes clean,
and if I wanted this bike for myself
I had to come clean too. all right before we finish the story (SPONSORSHIP TIME!)
I do want to say thanks to VRV.CO/ALEX
for sponsoring today’s video. VRV is the awesome new video service
I’ll tell you more about it later first back to the story,
so it’s the next day at school
And I knew what I had to do.
It’s time to finally get yours brother.
你别急 注意一下各位 我 呃
Not so fast Attention everybody I uuuh
I did not come up with the idea for the Christmas card (mass gasp)
What are you doing?
It’s not my own design.
我 呃 事实上我
I uh I actually traced
Someone else’s work and that person is
my sister and that was my fourth lie
Oh i was just taking my mom’s advice and keeping the money
in the family was actually funny watching my sister’s squirm
when after all these years
I had finally beat her in something she
couldn’t turn in the money because then
she could never meet the mayor it was
Perfect I was pretty proud of myself
Till Christmas morning rolled around and they’re sitting
in the middle of living room a thirty-day free trial
of the VRV premium video service
Available on iOS Android and more,
but right next to that was A BMX BADGER!
Get me the bike (hopeful)? no brother. I
大兄弟 想啥呢 这是给我自己买的 我爱停哪停哪
Got myself the bike and I’ll Park it wherever I want
啥 不 妈妈 爸爸 她占我便宜
What No mom, dad she took advantage of me!
We don’t care!
Now wait for a moment. the video is
not over yet. I feel very honored to have so many new subscribers since it’s Christmas
I wanted to get you something and ended up.
I got you something just amazing first
if you haven’t seen my post about the show dofus
on Instagram this week. oh, I freaking love it. basically this old adventurer Dude
and a talking house full of all these treasures,
and wow you know what here’s a clip
It is my new favorite bench I’ve been watching it all week.
It’s available on Verve, and I’ll talk to them
I was like it’s guys
It’s Christmas and they agreed so we’re
hooking you guys up with 30 days free of
the premium serves to check it out ad free
Sync it to your devices watch it offline
总之 如果你想看dofus 点链接
Wherever so if you want to watch dofus click the
想看哈萌大冒险 点链接 想看英文版龙珠
link Harmon quest click the link. English it up a Dragon Ball super
Click the link. if you don’t want to watch any of it
那就点链接 为啥不点 免费的哎
still click the link why not it’s free
when you do watch dofus definitely send me some
screenshots or your favorite parts because just a
(moan) every episode (whispers) mouth watering
You’re at so this week screenshot winter,
and if you’re still here
Why haven’t you signed up for VRV.CO/ALEX yet? Also
We got one more really cool gift coming December 30th mark your calendars.
It’s Alex Clark.
I’ll see you somewhere bye.
好吧 吼吼吼 朋友们好 又到了圣诞节 切掉音乐 暂停一下 你在认真看么？