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4个会给你带来女朋友的动物

4 Animals That Will Get You a Girlfriend

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厌倦了一直单身?
Tired of being forever alone?
这个列表里的四种动物可以让你告别单身。
A List has found four animals that will get you a girlfriend.
第一,养条狗
Number one, get a dog already.
你是否留意过有多少爱情喜剧都有狗出演角色呢?
Ever notice how many romantic comedy movies use a pet dog
是狗让男女主角在一起吗?
to bring a couple together?
确实管用
It works.
最好是狗宝宝,女性爱狗宝宝
Preferably a puppy dog, women love puppies.
她们会为了养它们和抱它们做任何事。
And they will do anything to pet them and hold them.
第二个 猫
Number two, cats.
养猫的人都多愁善感
Guys who own cats are sensitive.
他们同样会被养猫的女性所吸引
They also attracted impassioned cat ladies.
把那份热情和敏感放到人类交际中
Use that passion and sensitivity for a human relationship
你们会像神仙眷侣般快活
and you’ve got a match made in heaven.
第三 马是力量、高贵的身份、威望
Number three, horses are magnificent symbols
的重要标志
of power, nobility, and prestige.
曾有一个女生
Just tell me one time a girl said
拒绝了一场马背上的约会
no to a horseback riding date.
马让妹子们想到了简·奥斯汀的
Horses remind girls of Jane Austen
小说和里面的所有情节
novels and all that junk.
因此我们还是推荐你把
So for that reason we recommend picking your date up
约会放在蓬马车上吧
in a horse-drawn carriage.
第四 蜘蛛
Number four, a spider.
我知道你在想 但是先听我说
I know you’re thinking but bear with me.
事实上很多妹子是很怕蜘蛛的
It’s a fact that many girls are afraid of spiders.
有蜘蛛出现的时候她会毫不犹豫地让你把它弄走
So when one appears she will no doubt ask you to get rid of it.
她可能还是那种说
She might even be one of those girls that say,
不要弄死它的女生
no don’t kill it.
但是当你把蜘蛛弄走之后
But when you get rid of that spider
你在她眼里就是发着亮光的骑士了
you’ll be her knight in shining armor.
如果你看了这视频之后找到女朋友了 不用谢
You don’t have to thank us for helping you get a girlfriend.
只要订阅我们就好了
Just subscribe.
你们可能发现了
And many of you may have noticed,
新栏目里的男孩的声音听起来像埃弗雷特·罗斯(漫威英雄)
boy that sounds just like Ross Everett from The New Show.
那是个老手
Well, that’s adept.
确实
It is.
新节目会带你看清 解释
The New Show brings you sketches, collapses,
并讨论你所喜欢的话题
and discussions of your favorite topics.
所以来看看吧
So come on over and check it out.

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