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在性生活之前我希望你知道的三件事

3 Things I Wish I Knew Before Having Sex

我是一位刚读了这本书的28岁女性 天哪
I’m a 28 year old woman who just read this book, and holy shit![Hallelujah-music]
思绪万千
Mind blown!
思绪万千
Mind blown!
思绪万千
Mind blown!
我感慨:“什么?”
I was like: “What”?
然后 我这样:
And then I was like
“为什么没人告诉我这个?”
“Why didn’t no one tell me this”!?
最后 “哦 天呐!”
And finally, OH, MY GOD!
我多希望我早知道这个 因为
I wish I knew about this way earlier, because,
当我父母要跟我谈性时
when my parents gave me the’talk’,
所谈的内容 一点都不全面
it wasn’t informative, at all.
安娜 我们要跟你谈谈
[piano music starts]- Anna-kay, we need to have the talk with you.
哦 不 不
– Oh, no. No,
我他妈的不想讨论那个
I don’t want any fucking part of that
-不-[轻声]好吧
– No.- [whispers] Okay.
安娜 我知道你想了解更多的性知识
I know you’re wondering a lot about sex. Anna,
我们现在来谈一下吧
let’s talk about the sex.
我知道这有些疯狂
I know it’s very scary
或许你现在非常困惑
and you probably have a lot of confusing feelings
也有很多问题 想知道性到底是什么
And questions about what to do, and how it works.
但是我只想让你知道
I just want you to know,
如果你敢在结婚之前和人家上床
if you have a sex before you are married… …
我会打断你的腿
I will break your legs.
好了
[music stops] Okay,
宝贝我爱你 88
love you baby, bye-bye
所以 我只能靠自己
– So, I went into my sexual awakening only
从日本色情卡通上获取知识
with the knowledge that I had from anime porn,
阅读妈妈的言情小说和
reading my mom’s romance novels and the
网上那一点有关性的文章
few articles that were up on the Internet.
[哈利路亚的赞歌响起]
[Hallelujah-music and sound of early routers]
哦……
– Ooooohh…
好 让我们开始吧
– Okay, so let’s get to the information, right?
有三件事是这本书告诉我的
Here are the three things that that book taught me
我希望了解的性的方式
that I wish I knew about sex way,
更早 更早 更早的方式
way, way, way, way earlier.
一是欲望唤醒一致性 即使你的欲望十足 你的身体却不一定
One – arousal concordance: Even though you may be mentally aroused, your body may not match up.
据调查 只有百分之五十的男士在他们有性冲动时
According to sexual studies, men only get an erection 50 %
能正常勃起
of the time that they’re mentally aroused.
而女人 只有百分之十
For women, it’s 10%.
因此当我有性欲时
So when I’m turned on,
只有百分之十的时候我的身体有反应
my body only complies with the correct sexual response 10 % of the time.
我的意思是 我经常 因阴道干涩感到害羞
I mean TMI, I’m always, like, self-conscious of being dry,
即使我很兴奋
even if I’m very turned on,
因为有人告诉我
because you’re told that the amount
当你兴奋时你的身体会分泌润滑液 因此
of lubrication your body produces is an indicator of how aroused you are. So,
如果身体没符合
if my body doesn’t line up
我的感觉 我会以为
with how I feel, I keep feeling like
我出了一些问题
there’s something wrong with me.
但是 这很常见 事实上
But no, it’s totally normal – in fact,
这就是我们大部分人的体验
it’s the majority of our experiences.
这本书还特别强调润滑油是你的朋友
And the book puts a very big emphasis that lube is your friend.
将它当作终身朋友
Make lube a lifelong friend
二 插入感受不到高潮
Two – not experiencing orgasm from penetration is
完全正常
completely normal.
事实上 阴蒂离阴道距离的远近
In fact how far the clitoris is from the vaginal canal,
可预测
is a big predictor
你是否能仅通过性交就获得高潮
of whether or not you’ll be able to orgasm from intercourse alone.
距离越远越困难 哇
The farther away the harder it is. Wow!
你知道在我的生活中这困扰着我
You know my whole life I thought something was wrong with me,
但这只是因为我受到思想和身体的限制
but it’s just science and my body’s physical limitations.
通过爱抚姑娘们的阴蒂而不是阴道来使她们愉悦
Rejoice ladies with clits far away from their vaginal canal,
我们只是被不可控的因素压抑了性欲
we are inhibited by factors out of our control.
三 性欲来自氛围
Three – desire comes from context.
听起来显而易见 但不是所有人都会经历
It may sound obvious, but not all people can actually experience
自然的欲望 你懂的
spontaneous desire. You know, I’m
有些人可以轻易让我
someone who can easily put myself in the
想和他发生性关系
context of like wanting to be intimate,
但有些人需要一个氛围去引发欲望
but some people simply need to create an environment to let desire emerge.
我曾经感到非常绝望和沮丧
I used to feel like really rejected or disheartened
我的伴侣在我想要时不想要我
if my partner didn’t want me when I wanted them,
这本书包含的不仅仅是多种
and this book outlines not only the different ways
能唤醒欲望的方法 还包括
people get aroused, but all the factors that
如何刺激性觉醒
influence that arousal and how you can manipulate
并在性爱中获得快感
them for your own benefit.
总而言之 这本书不仅让我放心
As a whole, the book just basically reassured me
我是正常的 还让我知道
that I am normal and all these misconceptions
我从中学起就对性有的想法
that I’ve had about sex since middle school
是完全错误的 因为你在性教育中
were completely addressed, because in sex ed you
学到的方法
‘re kind of taught one approach to sex
并不是很有用
that’s not really informative still.
好了 阴茎只是长的像香蕉
– Okay, class. Dicks, they’re just like bananas, okay?
你们都需要知道
So all you need to know is,
你可以打开他们
you can just open them up,
对于你来说它们是有益的 有营养的
and they’re nutritious, an’ it’s good for you.
[拟声词]我是安娜
*hrmupf* – I’m Anna Akana.
[背景音乐停止]
[background music stops]
不 没有赞助者
Don’t – there’s no sponsored message
因为没人想赞助这个
because no one wants to sponsor this.

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