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10种最古怪的视频游戏!O_o

10 Most BIZARRE Video Games Ever Made! O_o

啊是我秃头怪,我很好奇会有谁来买这个游戏
– Ah it’s me Baldo, I wonder if anyone would buy that game.
从雅达利到任天堂,一直到令人极度兴奋的
From Atari to the NES, all the way up to the mind-blowing
的未来现实图像
graphics of the virtual reality of tomorrow,
电子游戏成就了一段长路
video games become a long way
在平台的进化中
And during the evolution of consoles
我们爱上过一些至今还受欢迎的
we have fell in love with several classics,
传统游戏
that continue to be popular to this day.
不过这发展中并没有少了一些残次品
But that evolution wasn’t without at least a few rejects.
当然有很多创作过后从未流行过的
Of course there were many video games
电子游戏
that were created that never became popular,
不过在这些残次品中,少数
but within those lie an even smaller minority
的电子游戏是很奇怪或者说很惊人的
of games that were so weird and or shocking
就好像,你甚至不会相信他们是被人制作出来的
that you’re just not even gonna believe they were made.
是的它们超级古怪,而且也非常冷门
Yes they are super bizarre and obscure,
但是今天我会告诉你一切
but today I’m gonna tell you all about them.
所以不多废话,这里有十个最
So without further adieu, here are the 10 most
怪诞的电子游戏
bizarre video games ever made.
第一个是僵尸一族(呃啊~~呻吟声)
Number one is Zombie Nation. (groans)
第一次发行于1990年,授权于日本的任天堂
First released in Japan for the NES in 1990,
僵尸一族讲的故事背景是一个来自外星的陨石
Zombie Nation tells the tale of an alien meteor
与美国的内华达州进行了碰撞,
that crashes in Nevada and changes
把每一个美国人变成了僵尸
every single American into Zombies.
当然,世界的唯一希望就是你了
Of course the world’s only hope is you.
一个浮动的日本武士的幽灵的脑袋
A floating spectral head of a samurai warrior,
名字为生首(刚切下来的头),嗯没错
named Namakubi, yep.
你玩的是一个脱离肉体并且可以到处乱飞的脑袋
You play as a disembodied head that flies around
以高速的火焰眼球来攻击你的敌人
destroying your enemies with rapid-fire eyeballs
和发射呕吐物,用来
and projectile vomit, all while trying to catch
接住从被破坏的大楼里掉下来的无辜的受害者们
innocent victims who fall from the damaged buildings.
不过开始变得奇怪了的一点就是
Oh but it gets so much weirder because
游戏众多boss中的一个,是魔化了的自由女神像
one of the bosses is the evil-possessed Statue of Liberty.
干得非常好日本,你完完全全的为捉鬼敢死队二电影做了提前的编剧
Nicely done Japan, you completely took the premise
而且还把它做成了电子游戏
of Ghostbusters two and made it into a video game.
总之多多少少,怪啊。
More or less, weird.
第二个是家具改建计划游戏(er啊,咕哝声)
Number two is the Home Improvement game. (grunts)
如同九十年代的电视剧家具改建计划一样绝对的棒
As awesome as the ’90’s show Home Improvement was,
关于这款电子游戏同样的绝对,不能被谈起
the same definitely could not be said about the video game
的是它在基础上很随便,而且我的意思是
that was based loosely and I do mean
已经随便到不符合原剧剧情了
loosely off of the show.
1994年在SNES发行
Released in 1994 on the SNES,
家庭改建计划:电动工具的追求
Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit,
迷惑了在任何一个地方期待这部游戏延伸电视剧的
confused children everywhere who
孩子们
expected it to be like the TV show.
你将会操作提姆,就是那个工具男泰勒
You play as Tim the tool man Taylor
当他努力从机器人,恐龙和(清嗓子)
as he tries to save his brand-new line of power tools
会喷酸水的木乃伊手里
from robots, dinosaurs and (throat clears)
拯救他那崭新的一堆电动工具时候
acid-spitting mummies.
当他行动的时候他用不同的电动工具
He does this using different power tools
比如说会发射动感光波的电锯,嗯
like energy-wave throwing chainsaws, yep.
啊不过游戏中最棒的部分
Ah but the best part of the game,
它的能力去强制你拥有男子气概
its ability to force manliness on you.
认真的,这里简直没有指令
No seriously, there are literally no instructions
在游戏的唯一的句子是
for the game, the only words that are included are,
真男人是不需要指令的
real men don’t need instructions.
你可以想象到假设这个游戏发行在2016的结果吗?
Could you imagine if this game was released in 2016?
汤不热会爆炸的
Tumblr would explode.
第三是搜捕
Number three is Manhunt.
众所周知的历来最恶心人的游戏
Known as one of the most disturbing games ever made,
搜捕创作与2003年,rockstar公司制作
Manhunt was created by Rockstar games in 2003
然后就成为了有了点呃,争议的话题
and has been the subject of a bit of controversy.
你操作杰姆斯喀什伯爵,一个死囚区的犯人
You play as James Earl Cash, a death-row inmate
穿行于一座被废弃的城市
who must navigate an abandoned city,
用很有创意的血淋林的方式来悄悄地杀掉
stealthily slaughtering gang members
匪徒成员们和城市居民
and citizens in creative gory ways,
来从“游戏制作人”那里获得特权
in order to obtain freedom from the Director.
越残暴的处决别人的方式
And the more brutal the execution of your victims,
“游戏制作人”给你越多的分,
the more points the Director grants you
然后镜头会变得越来越恶心
and the more disturbing the cut scenes are.
要知道,当你需要去从第三视角来观看
You know, as you get to watch the agonizing murder
一个极其痛苦和残忍的屠杀时候……
unfold from a third-person perspective.
多么大众亲民的一个游戏啊!和大家一起玩吧!
Fun for the whole family!
对于暴力的残暴描述只会用
The brutal depiction of violence is only offset
可爱的精神分裂患者匪徒之首的兔子装
by how cute one of the schizophrenic gang leaders looks
来弥补,嗷~真可爱
in his bunny costume, aw so cute.
蹦蹦跳,我要抓住你,蹦蹦跳(儿童们传唱的复活节兔子的歌)
Hippity hop, I’m going to stab you, hippity hop.
第四是袜子猫,石头山
Number four is Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill.
为什么这个会存在?
Why does this exist?
想象一下,有一个人要去偷取美国弹头军械库
Picture this someone’s out to steal the launch codes
的密码
for America’s arsenal of warheads.
所以他们买入了最适合的英雄
So they brought in the most likely hero,
比尔克林顿总统的猫,名字叫袜子
President Bill Clinton’s cat, named Socks.
在1993年发行于SNES,
Developed in 1993 for the SNES,
袜子猫,石头山收到了
Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill received
很可怕的试玩评论
such horrible test reviews that it was never
这使得它永远也不会正式地踏上大众舞台
officially released to the public.
在游戏中你会玩一只有爵位的猫
In the game you play as the titled feline
他试图躲过从美国前总统安排的
as he tries to avoid spies and politicians
间谍和政治家
sent by ex American presidents,
他的目的是要控制核弹
who for some reason want control of the nukes.
它的稀奇古怪非常的受争议
As bizarre as it is incredibly controversial,
所以毫无疑问的这个游戏从来没有正式上市发行
there’s no wonder this game never made it to market.
好吧我们不要再假装你不想玩
Okay let’s not pretend like you don’t wanna play
一只不知道为什么这么聪明的总统的猫
as a president’s cat who is somehow smart enough
用爪子和喵叫来停止核弹头(的发射)。
to use its paws meow, to stop nuclear warheads.
不要对我撒谎,我会在你
Just don’t be lyin’ to me man, I see you behind your,
在你的平板或者手机或者
behind your tablet or phone or
电脑屏幕后面看着你不想当一只猫。
computer screens just wantin’ to be a kitty.
第五个是迈克尔杰克逊的月球漫步者,嘿嘿
Number five is Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker, hee hee.
月球漫步者在1989年发行与多个平台
Moonwalker walker was released for multiple platforms
讲述了迈克杰克逊的搜查历程
in 1989 and told the story of Michael Jackson’s quest
用他那最棒的武器跳舞
to save a bunch of children from an evil drug dealer
来去从邪恶的毒品贩子拯救一群孩子
by using his greatest weapon, dance.
介于他那带有魔法的舞蹈技巧,迈克尔可以攻击
Using his magical dance abilities, Michael can attack
这里的恶人,比格先生的暴徒部落
the villain, mister Big’s horde of thugs,
高踢腿和用力丢他的帽子
by high kicking them, hurling his hat,
或者物理上强迫他们直到死亡前都要一直跳舞
or you know, physically forcing them to dance until they die
不过我们来加入一些荒谬进去
but hey let’s add to the absurdity
通过他的宠物黑猩猩,泡泡。
by including his pet chimp, Bubbles.
他以飞速升高的方式出现而且可以转换为
He appears as a powerup and can transform
带有发射激光的机器人,成为流行之王
the king of pop into a laser-shooting robot.
我没有骗你
I’m not making this up.
在世嘉Genesis版本里最后一关是
The final level of the Sega Genesis version
将杰克逊变成了一艘飞船
finds Michael transformed into a spaceship
然后遵循科学将它与Big先生的飞船一起发射出去
and shooting it out with mister Big’s ship because science.
哇噢 我没有开一个杰克逊的玩笑就
Wow I got through all of that without
把这个说完了 这在我的频道里是第一次
a single Michael Jackson joke, that’s a first on my channel.
第六是黑暗之蛊
Number six is Dark Seed.
黑暗之蛊是图像文字冒险游戏
Dark Seed is a point-and-click horror adventure
在1992年发行于一些游戏系统
that was released for several systems around 1992.
你控制着一个普通人的身体活动
You control the actions of a regular guy
这个叫麦克道森的人经历了可怕的噩梦
named Mike Dawson as he experiences horrifying nightmares,
发现在他脑中的存在的一只异形
discovers an alien in his brain and crosses
并且穿越到了一个令人
into a visually unnerving alternate reality.
但是这个游戏真正让人觉得烦恼的
But where the game gets truly disturbing
是玩家身上会被植入一个定时炸弹
is in its use of impending doom implanted in the player.
黑暗之蛊中的很多动作都必须在
Many actions in Dark Seed must be completed
很短的时间限制内完成,而且没有关卡
within a very tight time limit and without checkpoints,
这意味着失败
which means that failure to succeed,
会导致整个游戏都必须完全重来
results in having to start the whole game over again.
这会让你在游戏里玩的越久
This in turn gives you an escalated feeling
恐惧感越强烈
of dread the further you get into the story.
这听起来非常像一个专门用来惹毛你的游戏
This very much sounds like a rage inducing game.
你能想象到了最后
Could you only imagine getting to the end
好像你要打败它时你死了
and be like I’m about to beat it and then you die,
然后你崩溃了,你会砸了手柄
and then you freak out, you smash the controller
和系统,然后你就不再有这个系统了
and the system, and then you don’t have a system anymore.
所以,这就是这个游戏并不很受欢迎的愿意
So yeah that’s why this game wasn’t very popular.
第七是人面鱼
Number seven is Seaman.
(说话发出空气)人面鱼。
(mouthing emits air) Seaman.
人面鱼(笑)是一个虚拟宠物模拟器
Seaman (laughs) is a virtual-pet simulator
在1999年在世嘉的dreamcast操作平台所开发
developed by Sega’s Dreamcast console in 1999.
游戏目标是养成一个可以讲话的鱼和人的混合物
The objective is to raise a talking fish-man hybrid.
哦它变得更好了!
Oh but it gets better!
配音是伦纳德·尼莫伊(《星际迷航》中斯波克扮演者)
Narrated by the late Leonard Nimoy,
人面鱼要求你给予你的宠物不断的安慰和肯定
Seaman requires you to give your pet constant reassurance
用里面所包括的麦克风不然它会死
using the included microphone or else it will die.
就像一个真的鱼人混合体
Just like a real-life fish-man hybrid.
当然在那里的氧气也是一种安慰
Of course reassurance is right up there with oxygen.
还有需要持续给人们说 鼻毛修剪与
And the constant need to lecture people on the proper use
做爆米花两者之间的关系
of nose-hair trimming in relation to making popcorn.
有道理吗 没有 这个游戏也是
Did that not make sense, neither does this game.
到最后你的宠物可以进化成为一大堆形态的生物
In the end your pet can evolve into a number of forms
包括青蛙人,豆荚鱼和木乃伊
including frog man, pod fish, and gill man.
听上去都像是英雄的名字
Which all sound like the names of heroes
水人拒绝继续寻找他的新sidekick手机
Aquaman rejected in the search of his new sidekick.
鱼人 呐呐呐呐呐呐呐呐鱼人
Fish man nana nana nana nana Fish man.
什么鬼
What?
第八十佩恩和提尔勒的
Number eight is Penn and Teller’s
烟与镜:沙漠巴士
Smoke and Mirrors: Desert Bus.
开发于1995年在世嘉CD推出不过从来没有官方的发行过
Developed in 1995 for Sega CD but never officially released,
烟与镜由
Smoke and Mirrors consisted of
在一个磁带盒的几个小游戏所组成
several mini-games on one cartridge.
在这些奇怪的小游戏中有一个游戏
Among these strange mini-games was a game
名叫沙漠巴士,你在里面需要驾驶一辆
called Desert Bus, where you have to drive a bus
没有乘客而且开在最快速度于
with no passengers at a maximum speed
72km一小时的巴士,这里甚至都没有交通
of 72 kilometers an hour, there isn’t even traffic.
有时候沙漠会有一些偶然的路牌或者石头
Sometimes there’s the occasional sign or rock,
笔直的路貌似不需要岔路
and the straight road requires almost no interaction
然后你就可以玩至八个小时
and you can play it for up to eight hours.
只是这样而已,而且不能暂停
Just that, without the ability to pause.
似的这就是为什么它被放弃了
Yeah that’s why it got scrapped.
第九是功夫鲨鱼
Number nine is Shaq Fu.
当一个恶魔木乃伊绑架了一个儿童
When an evil mummy kidnaps a child
并把他带到了一个平行宇宙的堡垒
and whisks him away to a fortress in an alternate universe,
有一件需要做的事情是,
there’s only one thing to do,
说服一个很有名的NBA球员也去那里,哼
convince a famous NBA player to go after them, der.
1994年推出在SNES平台和世嘉genesis
Released for the SNES and Sega Genesis in 1994,
你将会成为奥尼尔,在去往慈善性质的
you play as Shaq, who on his way to a charity
日本篮球联赛的路上,
basketball tournament in Japan,
结果被骗进了一个大门
ends up being tricked into entering a portal where
于是突然变成了真人快打风格打斗游戏
it suddenly becomes a Mortal Kombat-style fighting game.
妖之道,这就是奥尼尔的复仇之日
You know just the avenge day for Shaq.
你扮演奥尼尔,杀一帮魔化了的英雄
You as Shaq, beat up a bunch of possessed heroes
以及儿童,儿。童。
and children, children.
这个游戏烂到了实际上
This game is so bad that there are actually
两个网上社区全力以赴
two online communities devoted to it.
一个希望能消除掉每一个
One wishes to erase every single
存在过的功夫奥尼尔磁带
cartridge of Shaq Fu from existence,
当另一个社区设法以人群基金做一个续集来处理,
while the other managed to get a sequel, crowd-funded
为了能让恶魔蔓延的更远
in order to spread the evil even further.
网络真是一个奇怪的地方
The internet is a weird place.
第十个游戏是小鬼当街
And number 10 is Baby’s Day Out.
你知道在gta和使命召唤
You know before the GTAs and Call of Dutys,
或者那些游戏世界的光环之前
or even the Halos of the world,
有一个很激动人心的电子游戏
was a video game so exciting that it felt like
它让你感觉到你周围的世界在匍匐爬行
the world around you was moving at a crawl.
通常因为它确实是这样的
Mostly because it was.
另外一个奇怪的游戏被合法的取消了
Another bizarre game to be rightfully cancelled
就在它发行的前一天
just a day before its release,
小鬼当街1994年开发于世嘉genesis
Baby’s Day Out was developed in 1994 for Sega Genesis,
你扮演的是一个
and had you play as some kind
像鬼一样的守护天使角色
of ghostly guardian angel thing.
你飞来飞去,引导一个叫做宾克的只会爬的小宝宝
You fly around as you lure a crawling baby named Bink,
让他避开每一关的障碍
through each level by bating it through obstacles,
然后打开门让他掉下去,掉下去
opening gates for it and letting it fall, fall
从高处掉下去。我,我刚刚
off of high ledges, I uh I just
不知道该说些什么了
don’t know what to say about this one.
OK,一个适合所有家长的起步游戏
A good starter game for parents everywhere, okay.
现在你们离噩梦又近了一层
And now you’re just a little closer to nightmares.
没关系
You’re welcome.
在你们离开之前我想让你知道
Before I let you guys go I wanted to let you know
我启动了一个全新的频道
that I started a brand-new channel called
名叫桑陀罗游戏频道,是的我最终还是进入了游戏世界
Santoro Gaming, yes I have finally entered the gaming world.
一周会上传好几次我的游戏视频
Multiple times a week I upload gaming videos,
从搞笑游戏到解谜游戏都有
on everything from comedy to puzzle games
甚至是非常非常吓人的恐怖游戏,会让我尖叫的那种
to very-very scary horror games that make me scream.
如果你对这个感兴趣,或者你想看到我
So if that interests you and you wanna see me
在游戏里被狂扁
get my ass kicked by various games
我会超级愤怒
as I swear up a storm out of rage,
那就看看下方描述里的链接吧
be sure to check out the link in the description
一定要订阅哦
and be sure to subscribe, like I said
我会一周上传好几个视频的
I upload multiple times a week
这个频道里我们一定会制造很多乐趣的
and we have a lot of fun on that channel.
除非,如果我玩的是一个惹人发毛的游戏
Unless of course I’m playing a rage-inducing game,
然后同时又非常恐怖,
or a very scary one, which of course
这肯定会让我吓得忘了
causes me to rage-quit out of anger
发大火了,来吧订阅吧
or pure horror, so subscribe!
好的,以往一样
And of course as always,
如果你欣赏这影片
if you enjoyed this video,
给我一个赞并且订阅这个频道吧
be sure to give it a like and subscribe to this channel
那样你可以赶上我下次的上传
so that you can catch my next upload.
好了,下次见,光头走喽
And that’s it, I’ll see you guys later, Baldo out.(video game bleeping)

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